Joke I recieved over Email

[RoadDawg]

lol

[Greg98]

i just gotta wonder why this pops up, I'm guessing because we are in a "wait and see" mode about Iraq you are putting us in league with France. Make no mistake, we were there in Afghanistan when the call went out. We sent a Battalion, several maritime patrol aircraft, and I believe we had a destroyer and several frigates. All did amazingly well. Our snipers are indeed the best right now, they've won the international competition held in the USA I believe 3 years running now, and they did get the longest recorded kill, and also saved members of the 101st airborne by covering their withdrawl after htey had been pinned down for many hours (we also sent a recce unit of several Coyotes and I think a few LAV III's). Our frigate also caught a ship trying to smuggle out al qaeda, and I must add that no other ship has caught anyone else. We have just sent a Tribal Class destroyer and one of our new frigates out to the gulf as well. and what do we get in return? ANOTHER TARIFF on canadian goods! is this how Bush rewards his allies? please don't be so quick to judge Canadians, we've been with you since day 1, and will continue to be a committed ally in the future. However, being a committed ally does not mean we need to blindly agree with all your policies. I know this is a lighthearted thread, but alot of Canadians (including myself) just don't feel very appreciated by our big brother to the south, and it angers us when we give help and recieve tariffs. Please don't hate Canadians, remember what it says at our border:

"born from the same mother" (or something to that effect)

goodday yanks

[Koosh]

Well... If your country is so uptight it can't take a joke, well I'm not sure I want you on my side

[Machina123]

eh

o its all in good fun. canada is just so easy to make fun of thats all. eh?

[Greg98]

yeah, lemme go up to my ruff and put on some dee-cals.

those are two words I cannot stand to hear some americans say! it's a ROOF, not "ruff" and decal, not Dee-cal

lol, you say tomato, I say tomatoe I suppose, but if it helps, I say "Zee" not "Zed" and you guys are lazy in spelling, so I use that too (ie color instead of colour)

[-=Squid=-]

Originally posted by Greg98
yeah, lemme go up to my ruff and put on some dee-cals.

those are two words I cannot stand to hear some americans say! it's a ROOF, not "ruff" and decal, not Dee-cal

lol, you say tomato, I say tomatoe I suppose, but if it helps, I say "Zee" not "Zed" and you guys are lazy in spelling, so I use that too (ie color instead of colour)

eh?

[Quiet]

Well if it's sense of humour you want...

On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to
>the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very
>well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.
>
>I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it
>wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact
>that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America.
>After all it's not like you actually elected him.
>
>I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees
>than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper
>and better than your own.
>
>I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defence I guess our
>excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than
>yours. I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of
>1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice.
>
>I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your
>beer but,we Feel your Pain.
>
>I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up
>against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side.
>I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in
>against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had
>weapons.
>
>And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're
>constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which
>is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're
>not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countries you get
>upset with. Thank you..

[Machina123]

u dont wanna

u dont wanna get me crackin on canadians. ill fill up 2 pages.

[Link]

>I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your

hehehehe

[RoadDawg]

If it makes any difference this thread wasn't to bash canadians. I was just posting it cause I thought it was funny just like I thought Quiet's post was quite funny cause well I find Bush to be a moron and I voted for Gore and well you guys beat us in hockey. We are taking all your NHL teams so it's even.

[Machina123]

hey hey hey

havent u ever heard of the great depression. Our country was divided on weather or not on going to war after ww1 which was suppose to be hte wars to end all wars. Plus ww2 would not have bean won with out the us nor would have ww2. so be thankfull u dont have to solute to a swastica in the morning or read about how great the furor is in all the books you would have had. and in my own opinion canadian beer sucks.

[Greg98]

Re: hey hey hey

Originally posted by Machina123
Plus ww2 would not have bean won with out the us nor would have ww2.

now I'm assuming you meant "plus ww ONE would not have been won without us......". now if you knew your history, you'd know that America was in WW1 for less than a year, had no significant victories, and came to Europe untrained, and unequipped (the brits had to give you tanks, the french had to give you rifles). If you want to know who won world war one for the world, then you read up on Battles like the Somme, Verdun, Vimy Ridge and countless others where Brits, Canadians, French, Australians, and New Zealanders fought. and read about the war they had been fighting for over three years without your help, and WINNING all the while!

end rant

[-=Squid=-]

Originally posted by Quiet
Well if it's sense of humour you want...

On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to
>the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very
>well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.
>
>I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it
>wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact
>that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America.
>After all it's not like you actually elected him.
>
>I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees
>than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper
>and better than your own.
>
>I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defence I guess our
>excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than
>yours. I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of
>1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice.
>
>I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your
>beer but,we Feel your Pain.
>
>I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up
>against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side.
>I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in
>against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had
>weapons.
>
>And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're
>constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which
>is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're
>not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countries you get
>upset with. Thank you..

Dont cha know eh? I bought me eh TV only $45002094 eh? Nice eh? Case o paint cost me ooo bout' $500 eh? eh? eeeh? eh eh?

[RoadDawg]

how aboot this eh?

[HoppysMag]

Originally posted by Quiet

and im sorry we bomb you anti aircraft guys who shot at our plane... and took the fall for it.

il admit we had jack crap to do with ww1 but we did win ww2 for the world, both directly and indirectly