Are women nuts?

[kenshinkandon]

I always look at it as women are digital which means that is it either right or wrong, no middle ground.

Where as men tend to be analog where we live in the middle, we really don't care whether it's right or wrong we just do as please and you have to deal with the consequenses.

[RamboPreacher]

I say it's mostly our fault for not "really" wanting to understand them. "Generally speaking" (obviously this is a stereotypical statement following - no offence meant): women are emotionally driven creatures and men are logic driven. - duh - that's like trying to screw in a tippman barrel in a autockcer threaded marker!


Anyway, here's my analagy. Women are like conventional jet air craft. They need alot of room to take off and land, and need a perfectly prepared runway. Men are like helicopters. we can take off and land in an "instant", and on many terrains. Apply that however you want, but I bet it will work.

[ShooterJM]

hmmm so if I understand correctly I should marry an experie nced carrier pilot or a harrier jet?

[RamboPreacher]

Originally posted by ShooterJM
hmmm so if I understand correctly I should marry an experie nced carrier pilot or a harrier jet?

hehehe - see, my analagy does work. there are some of those out there, but few-and-far-between.

[aaron_mag]

Oh please!!!! Quit your whining. I noticed that you mentioned that your kidding involved sending some zingers back after their good natured ribbing. Note that we don't get to see what these zingers were that put you in the dog house. I'm guessing you don't want to give us the ammunition because we would see that you REALLY deserved MORE than a paper cut!:)

Good for her! Tell her to get a lick in for aaron_mag!

[TheBigRaguPB4L]

Women aren't nuts and guys aren't stupid. Guys are just lazy. We dont' want to do what it takes to understand a girl. That's why a girl can understand a guy so easily. We don't also want to take the time to make it difficult. It's really easy to understand a girl. You just have to pay attention, ALWAYS. You can't ever not be paying attention. You miss one thing and it'll throw you all out of whack. It's not a hard thing to do, it's just very time consuming. Personally, i'd rather play some paintball. But that's just me.

[ShooterJM]

Originally posted by RamboPreacher
hehehe - see, my analagy does work. there are some of those out there, but few-and-far-between.

heheeheh man don't I know it. And when you do find em they're usually already in service.

[BTAutoMag]

i put down that its the mens fault. because we make them nuts:)

[1stdeadeye]

Wait a minute.

Originally posted by aaron_mag
Oh please!!!! Quit your whining. I noticed that you mentioned that your kidding involved sending some zingers back after their good natured ribbing. Note that we don't get to see what these zingers were that put you in the dog house. I'm guessing you don't want to give us the ammunition because we would see that you REALLY deserved MORE than a paper cut!:)

Good for her! Tell her to get a lick in for aaron_mag!

I got the papercut for not laughing the proper way at my assistant's lame joke.

As for the zinger, it was far more mild then the tounge lashing I received in return. It was not the good kind of tounge lashing either!

[hitech]

Re: Are women nuts?

Originally posted by 1stdeadeye
It happened to mention weight.

Do NOT EVER mention a womans weight!

Originally posted by 1stdeadeye
Now my wife is a lovely woman who is perfect!

Did I mention that you should NEVER mention a womans weight?

And yes, they are all nuts!

[aaron_mag]

Re: Wait a minute.

Originally posted by 1stdeadeye
I got the papercut for not laughing the proper way at my assistant's lame joke.

Clarification please. My guess is you were doing a sarcastic laugh (and judging from your posts you have a gift (or non gift)) for sarcasm. In my mind that is about equal to a paper cut. One thing is for sure...you are not going to earn a purple heart award from us with the grevious injury you have sustained while doing your part in the battle of the sexes!

As for the zinger, it was far more mild then the tounge lashing I received in return. It was not the good kind of tounge lashing either! [/B]

Won't even go there:).

[RPK]

I guess you guys think far to much. There are many different classifications of guys and girls, but when it comes to girls there are many many more types.

Guys are limited to:
1. Perfect (few and far between)
2. Lazy
3. Dumb
4. Combination of any of the three (if it includes #1, then he would be classified as not so perfect, or almost perfect).

Girls are a bit more complicated than that. To try to simplify it for you I will try a small list, but not complete because this forum doesn't have enough memory for me to make a complete list.
1. Perfect (majority )
2. Moody (majority)
3. Lazy
4. Manly/Strong
5. Weak
6. Whiny
7. and the average girl/woman would be a combination of a few of them (with #1 being in most of the combinations, and 4 and 5 can not exist in the same girl/woman.)

RPK

[ShooterJM]

Originally posted by RPK

1. Perfect (majority )
2. Moody (majority)
3. Lazy
4. Manly/Strong
5. Weak
6. Whiny
RPK

See that's not confusing. The confusing part is most women are all of those things at any given time. Help them out too much, you're chauvenistic. Don't help em enough and your not a gentlemen. Don't talk just listen, you don't communicate. Don't listen just talk, you don't listen. Etc etc etc ad nasuem. It's like a real life choose your own adveture book!










with someone else choosing the adventure......

[Tobe2be]

so this mean that there are only 11 females or feminen guys on ao thats interesting lol

[The Frymarker]

Okay, okay, okay,

I read a few good answers to this age old dilemma.

To be honest both of the sexes are so different that each has to do there best to understand the other.

Now I know that sometimes I fly off the handle, but I am quick to recover, my hubby too flys off, for him it takes a while longer to recover.

However ribbing about weight to a woman is never a ribb, it would be like a women addressing a man's genitalia.

Guys don't find this to be funny either.

So really it is both of the male/female fault.

One for men not understanding or listening, and two for women just assuming that men know how we feel.

I am usually the jokester in our house and mostly all the time hubby doesn't find it funny, I just have a dry sense of humor.

Really it is all the personality of the person.