need 8 good quotes

[ScatterPlot]

"A duck!"
-King Arthur, Monty Python

"WHAT'd YOU DO???"
-Chris Farley

"If it bleeds, we can kill it."
-Arnold Schwartsenspelling

"I ain't got time to bleed."
-Jesse Ventura

"Dodge this."
Trinity, The Matrix

"Im gonna take pleasure in guttin' you, boy."
-Some guy in The Rock

"The Grail!?!?!?"
-Tim, Monty Python

"Whats this?
Its a blue light.
Whats it do?
It turns blue."
-Rambo and friend, Rambo III

"I like bananas because they have no bones."
-Space Ghost

"Its so tiny!"
-Fat guy in Austin Powers

"Like a baby."
-Same guy

"Its all squinchy"
-Same guy again

"Hoo-rah!"
-Mail Call guy on the History Channel

"Boo-yaah grandma, boo-yaah."
-I dunno, do a search

"If you want to go to the top, prepare to kiss a lot of the bottom."
-Despair, inc.

Anything from www.despair.com

"THATS A LOTTA NUTS!"
-Salesman in Kung Pow

"Aint nothin wrong except there aint nothin wrong."
-Mel Gibson, We Were Soldiers

"Its a viscious cycle."
-Austin Powers fat guy

"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."
-Mitch Hedberg

[logamus]

[land hurricane]

espo, let us know which ones you use.

[FutureMagOwner]

http://koti.mbnet.fi/badbee/wavs/idiotic.wav

heres another good one

[johnny dee]

"I WANNA GET MY KICKS BEFORE THIS WHOLE **** HOLE GOIES UP IN FLAMES"-JIM MORRISON

"WHAT A LONG STRANGE TRIP ITS BEEN"-THE GRATEFUL DEAD


THERES SO MANY MORE BUT I DONT WANNA DO THEM

[Lethargic]

These ones go together

"Prime Minister, you are drunk!" - Woman to Winston Churchill

"And you madam are ugly. But in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." - Wiston Churchill


This is my favorite^

[Ryknow]

"Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up in morning with smelly finger" - Confucious

[Rooster]

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
- Sir Winston Churchill


"I do not fear failure. I only fear the 'slowing up' of the engine inside of me which is pounding, saying, 'Keep going, someone must be on top, why not you?'"
- Patton

[Sinistarr]

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion."
--Gen. Norman Schwartskopf

US Senator to the French Ambassador: "Do you speak german?"


French Ambassador: "No."

US Senator: "You're welcome!"


"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
---Jacques Chirac, President of France


"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
---Regis Philbin

[Restola]

"The best arguement against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter."
-Winston Churchill (I believe)

[Kevmaster]

France asked the US troops to leave shortly after WWII.
"Does that include the ones burried in your battlefields?"
-[forget name] Frmr US Ambassedor to France

[pbzmag]

Originally posted by Ryknow
"Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up in morning with smelly finger" - Confucious

Here's another one for Confucious:

"Man going sideways at airport turnstyle is going to Bangkok"

[land hurricane]

and another from Confucious:

"Man whos butt hurt after sex must be doing it wrong."

[Lee]

"fast is fine but accuracy is finer...you have to learn to take your time and do it in a hurry"
-wyatt earp

"there is no hunting like the hunting of men and those that have hunted armed men long enough and liked it prefer little else thereafter"
-ernest hemingway

"insert generic words of wisdom here"_________________"
-me

"the tree of liberty must from time to time be refreshed with the blood of patriots"
-patrick henry?

re the above: it sucks that the poeple that enjoy thier liberty bought with the blood from our nation forget that until they need us.

[FordPrefect]

Confucious:
"Crowded elevator smell different, to midget"