Best Bumper Sticker Contest!!!!

[wyn1370]

Originally posted by Thordic
Wyn, my saturn is not a beater

I was actually talking about my other buddy and I've seen your saturn and it may not be a beater, but it sure ain't mint

[RHYNO]

"I LOVE CHILDREN, I just can eat a whole one by myself"

"I LOVE CATS - with a little garlic and butter"

[Mango]

Re: Best Bumper Sticker Contest!!!!

Originally posted by Newbie215

Frases count also.

LOL what are "frases?"

[SpongeBobSquarePants]

I win this one.

Welcome to America! Now speak english, or leave.

[71 LS6]

Hmmm, let's see what I can remember.

"You can't spell stud without STD"
"Don't like my driving?... Then get off the sidewalk!"
"Honk if you hate noise pollution"
"If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?"
"My goal is to graduate with a 4.0 BAC"
"I bet you a new car that mine can stop faster"
"If you can read this, I've lost my trailer"
"This is my other car"
"Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a car window"
"When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?"
"Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?"
"When I grow up I want to be a diesel"
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
"This Car Insured By Smith and Wesson"

[mag-hatter]

"god hates canada"
"your honor roll student smokes paint chips"

[Newbie215]

verry nice i have seen a bunch of those its just hard rembering all of them oh and if you have a problem with my spelling or grammer get the *POOF* off my thread!


hoked on fonicxs dobt a'lwas wrks goob ya no?

i got a few more....

Honk if its not a full moon or if you would like to see one
NOZ the quick way for a good high
dont waste its puff puff pass!!!!

here are some pick up lines for your guys out there havin a hard time gettin some

im easy are you?

nice legs what time do they open?

nice skirt can i talk you out of it

*POOF* me if im wornge is your name Ierien

my toung is 6 inches long and i breath through my ears

wanna see something swell

they call me milk because i do your body good

should i call you in the morning or nudge you

are you ready to go home yet

hi im drunk

how about we go to your place and il let you sit on my face and ill get to nose you better

whats your favriote posision........wanna try it

my cat has lovely fur can i see yours

your panties are perfectly color cordniated with my floor



i got more but i g2g keep those bumperstickers comeing

NO CUSSING

[Smegma]

"i hate bumper stickers"

[ChuviDuvi]

hm...


''im goin nucking nuts!''

[Python14]

"10,000 battered women and I'm eating mine plain?"

[GreasyPigeon]

some

"honk if any thing falls off" had that on my truck
"god might love you but i don't"
"unless your a hemorroid get off my ***"
"i break for animals...then i eat then and wear there skins"
all the other ones i have seen everyone else has sadi then

[Jonesie]

Originally posted by Newbie215
verry nice i have seen a bunch of those its just hard rembering all of them oh and if you have a problem with my spelling or grammer get the *POOF* off my thread!

NO CUSSING

Hey Jeff, you missed one from the SAME post.

That won't get you a ban or anything...

Dave

[sneakyhacker420]

ILLENIUM


will have pics later



btw... we're working on ordering PIE REVOLUTION STICKERS

[Cliffio]

"Will Rogers Never Met Ted Kennedy"


what a classic


Cliff

[DiRTyBuNNy]

I've got:

Driver Carries No Cash,
he plays Paintball