well i want to here some good ur mom come backs.
mine is "U KEEP MY MOM OUT OF THIS, AND ILL KEEP THIS(SHLONGE) OUT UR MOM. lol
mine is "U KEEP MY MOM OUT OF THIS, AND ILL KEEP THIS(SHLONGE) OUT UR MOM. lol
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oh yea, well your momma so fat, she fell in love, and broke it.
so when you're having sex with your momma, does she scream my name?
hey, i dont know where my mom was last night, and i dont care, but i know where yours was.
(got this one off of supafly)im your daddy, you know why im your daddy, cause i did it to your momma.
hey lets just drop this and put it behind us, i dont want your momma mad at me because of this. that means im out a job.
when youre having sex with your momma, do you know which fold to put IT in.
HEY, I DONT TALK ABOUT YOUR WOMAN THAT WAY!!!Last edited by BTAutoMag; 05-23-2003, 07:20 PM.sigpicComment
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How about
No yoooouuuuurrrrr mom.Comment
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That one, good sir, is classic. Thousands of children throughout America have said/heard this line of all lines.Originally posted by 845
No yoooouuuuurrrrr mom.I throw newspapers for the OC Register, it sucks...
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your momma has gap teeth so bad, when she smiles her tongue looks like it's in jail.
your momma is so fat, she stepped on a quarter and out popped two dimes and a nickle.
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its more like a paper cut that has primadonna's yelling murder... - GlickmanComment
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yo mama so fat that when she stepped on the scale it read 90210Proud Member Of The AO Cesspool Since 08-24-2002Comment
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Your mom is so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
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Your mamma so fat that she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Your mamma teeth so yellow that the biatch spits butter!
Your mamma's pits so hairy it looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!Comment
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Your mama so fat, all the restaurants in town have a sign that says "Maximum Capacity: 350 persons or your mama"!Have Xbox Live? Check out LiveGamers.net (We're oh so lonely on the forums there)Comment
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your momma is so old she farts dust
your momma is so fat, she sat on a dollar and made a booger pop out of washingtons nose
your momma is so fat, she uses a vcr as a pager
your momma is so fat, she puts on her belt with a boomerang
your momma's teeth are so yellow, she butters her bread with them
your momma's so fat, while having sex with her, i rolled over twice and was still on da biyotchComment
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Guy1: Dude I did your mom last night!
Guy2: Man My mom is dead
Guy1: oh! thats why she wasnt moving around alotDAMN THE MAN! SAVE THE EMPIRE!!!
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classic "steel monstrosity"
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a friend of mine does the "your mom" crap all the time, but its only been really funny once
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way to ruin the joke... its "your momma's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale"Originally posted by sneakyhacker420
yo mama so fat that when she stepped on the scale it read 90210OSK
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