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  • Multi-Colored J
    Tippmann forum dude
    • Jul 2002
    • 111

    #16
    Your mama's like a hardware store, 10 cents a screw!

    5 cents a nail!
    Mah name is Justin. w00t!

    I'm better at the Tippmann forum.

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    • Aliens-8-MyDad
      i think im a cool guy...

      • Oct 2001
      • 2244

      #17
      your momma's so dirty, she had to sneak up on the shower.
      your momma's so stupid, when the news said the weather was gonna be chilli she went outside with a bowl and spoon.
      your momma's like a bowling ball, she gets pickt up, fingerd and thrown down an alie.
      My Wonderful Feedback

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      • einhander619
        Swollen Member
        • Mar 2002
        • 814

        #18
        Your mommas soooo fat her buttcrack has border patrol.

        Your mommas so dumb I said it was chilly outside and she ran and got a spoon.

        Your mommas so hairy she sued velcro for copyright infringement.

        Your mommas so poor they only get rainbows in black and white in her neighboorhood.
        I'm nothing more than text to you...

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        • Creative Mayhem
          AO's OFFICIAL CANUCK
          • Apr 2002
          • 3633

          #19
          here's one that works almost every time(especially if your old enough)

          Yo momma is so skanky, that if i had another $5, I'd be yo daddy...


          CM



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          • punkerx1
            ^I hate my S/N^
            • Oct 2002
            • 200

            #20
            this ones the best ever, i made it myself

            your mama is so fat she ordered 4 pizzas.

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            • TigerMan
              Meeoooow!
              • Jan 2002
              • 1100

              #21
              1:"Dude that's so last year"
              2:"Dude your mom's so last night"

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              • El Fox!?
                Cobra la la la la LA!!!
                • May 2003
                • 24

                #22
                Your momma is so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

                Your momma is so wide she could straddle a schoolbus.

                Your momma is so stupid she thought a quarter back was a refund.

                Your mom is like a doorknob, everyone takes a turn.

                Your momma is so stupid she sat on the TV and tried to turn the couch on.

                Your momma is so fat that when she broke her leg gravy ran out.

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                • banzaimf
                  fat boys don't run
                  • Jun 2001
                  • 683

                  #23
                  yo' mamas so ugly, she could back a pack of hungry pitbulls out of a meat truck
                  minimag #1321

                  Xmag #267

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