give me ur best "ur mom" come backs

[Multi-Colored J]

Your mama's like a hardware store, 10 cents a screw!

5 cents a nail!

[Aliens-8-MyDad]

your momma's so dirty, she had to sneak up on the shower.
your momma's so stupid, when the news said the weather was gonna be chilli she went outside with a bowl and spoon.
your momma's like a bowling ball, she gets pickt up, fingerd and thrown down an alie.

[einhander619]

Your mommas soooo fat her buttcrack has border patrol.

Your mommas so dumb I said it was chilly outside and she ran and got a spoon.

Your mommas so hairy she sued velcro for copyright infringement.

Your mommas so poor they only get rainbows in black and white in her neighboorhood.

[Creative Mayhem]

here's one that works almost every time(especially if your old enough)

Yo momma is so skanky, that if i had another $5, I'd be yo daddy...


CM

[punkerx1]

this ones the best ever, i made it myself

your mama is so fat she ordered 4 pizzas.

[TigerMan]

1:"Dude that's so last year"
2:"Dude your mom's so last night"

[El Fox!?]

Your momma is so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

Your momma is so wide she could straddle a schoolbus.

Your momma is so stupid she thought a quarter back was a refund.

Your mom is like a doorknob, everyone takes a turn.

Your momma is so stupid she sat on the TV and tried to turn the couch on.

Your momma is so fat that when she broke her leg gravy ran out.

[banzaimf]

yo' mamas so ugly, she could back a pack of hungry pitbulls out of a meat truck