The Best Letter of Resignation EVER!

[shartley]

Originally posted by aaron_mag
Whattt??????!!?!?!?!?!? Shartley you ruin my last myth. First my parents betray me with the whole Santa Claus/Easter Bunny conspiracy and now I have to suffer learning that those letters are fabricated! Life is too cruel....

[sneakyhacker420]

When you borrowed the digital camera to "take pictures of your mothers b-day", you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. Then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. Suffice it to say I have never seen such odd acts with a ketchup bottle, but I assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation.

LMFAO

the ketchup reference is freakin great!!!!!!!!!


OMFG


LMAO LOLLLOLOLOLOLO AHHAHAHHAHAHA

[punkncat]

I have to agree with cphillip on this one.It is NEVER wise to burn a brindge in that fashion.Needless to say to threaten someone who is above you in that way.
I worked for a neo-nazi jerk off a few years back.He would do nothing to help control the out of hand shrinkage that we had.I asked him numerous times to get cameras, mirrors , hell to even pay his employees a better wage so that they would not feel the compulsion to steal or allow people to do so.No it was much easier to blame me for all that was going on.Well like a dumbass , I wrote him one of those get it off my chest letters.It was a masterwork in telling someone off.To this day I still fall victim to the repercussions of writing that stupid letter.
Best thing to do is keep your mouth shut like a good guy , grin and bear it , and keep your reputation intact for further down the road.

[bornl33t]

if you have to get even, do it with a mask on.

[einhander619]

Don't forget the latex gloves!

[Benfica4ever]

Haha.omg that was funny.