How to kiss?

[pbguy87]

Hey my friend needs to know how to kiss, its his first time. I cant really help him, can I have some opinions please?

[shartley]

This is a joke right? You want people to tell you how to tell "your friend" how to kiss?

[Demobilized]

First get naked, then go outside with icecubes stuck between your buttchecks. Then roll around on the ground screaming until so fat guy comes up to you and askes u to get off his yard. Congrulation you now know how to kiss!

[Python14]

Dude, just kiss the girl and get on with it. It's not hard. I know you...er, I mean your friend,will somehow survive, provided you...er, I mean your friend gets to Decontamination fast enough.

[BobTheCow]

lol what's kinda funny/sad is it actually IS his friend, not him... lol just thought I'd share this little tidbit. It's been funning up our whole afternoon.

[Cryer]

step one:




the rest will come naturally. If it doesn't, repeat step one numerous times.

[LittlePaintballBoy]

oh,bobthe cow wants to know how to kiss

[BobTheCow]

oh,bobthe cow wants to know how to kiss

meh...

lol if only I was presented with the oppurtunity...

[shartley]

[Miscue]

Umm... first of all, make sure you have a clean mouth.

Chapstick is your friend. Make sure you do not have dry/cracked lips. Slightly moisten before going at it.

Let's see... the procedure. Put lips together. Slight suction. Gentle grabbing of individual lips. Progress to mild tongue action later on. This graduates to sucking on each other's tongues, and reaching for tonsils. Oh, and don't forget the rubbing, and get your hips into it.

[FalconGuy016]

lol I will also find this useful
Thanks shartley and miscue! I will meditate...

[irbodden]

Originally posted by FalconGuy016
lol I will also find this useful

Your family got a new pet dog?

[Python14]

Kissing will quickly become the only thing that you rather do ahead of paintball. Girls rule. Kissing girls rules almost as much.

[FalconGuy016]

Originally posted by irbodden


Your family got a new pet dog?

Dude... no...

















cats are better

[Miscue]

Oh, and I was kidding about the hips thing. That's not really something to begin with. But, later on you'll find that you can do it all at the same time... lips, hands, tongue, pelvis... all simultaneously... no problem.