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  • BobTheCow63
    IAO Gold Star winner (BTK)
    • Dec 2002
    • 3832

    #31
    Although, this IS coming from Mighty Miscue the Moderator, who (obviously) has had a little experience in this field...

    (heh, possible pun... )
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    • Jazzman
      Pastor of Muppets
      • Jan 2002
      • 102

      #32
      Originally posted by Miscue
      You're like right next to each other. How can you miss? This isn't like, long distance sport kissing or something.
      It might be dark. Besides, even if you miss by half an inch, she'll know.

      "Why is your tongue in my nose?"

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      • shartley
        paintball player
        • Mar 2001
        • 9169

        #33
        Originally posted by Jazzman


        It might be dark. Besides, even if you miss by half an inch, she'll know.

        "Why is your tongue in my nose?"


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        • Miscue
          Super Moderator

          • Oct 2000
          • 7105

          #34
          Dude. When you're kissing someone, you're not like... standing in front of each other and then going for a quick peck like two 5 year olds... or a quick, high precision tongue in the mouth.

          Generally, the nose is below the eyes, and directly underneath that is the mouth. If you have her head cradled in your hand, you have even more of a reference of where to go.

          Man, if you can't find the lips... how are you ever going to find her...

          Nevermind.

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          • Miscue
            Super Moderator

            • Oct 2000
            • 7105

            #35
            Originally posted by shartley

            Anyone who dives in with their tongue out is an idiot.

            Well, that depends on what you are aiming for.

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            • shartley
              paintball player
              • Mar 2001
              • 9169

              #36
              Originally posted by Miscue


              Well, that depends on what you are aiming for.
              Doh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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              • -Jôker-
                AOs Original JoKeR
                • Nov 2000
                • 2132

                #37
                Originally posted by Miscue


                Well, that depends on what you are aiming for.
                that was the last person id thought id hear say that

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                • MagMan5446
                  .....
                  • Jun 2001
                  • 2572

                  #38
                  Ooh tee hee hee, I love the youngins on these boards...


                  ...just don't slobber.

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                  • Jazzman
                    Pastor of Muppets
                    • Jan 2002
                    • 102

                    #39
                    Originally posted by shartley



                    And if you miss the mouth, you can always play it slick and do little kisses around her mouth and her cheek, and bring it onto target. Even the most experienced kissers miss the mark now and again.

                    True, but for the first kiss, hitting the mark is fairly important.


                    Originally posted by Miscue


                    Well, that depends on what you are aiming for.

                    Woo-hah. We'll save that for another post....

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                    • Kevmaster
                      Owners Group Div: Director
                      • Oct 2001
                      • 5475

                      #40
                      you dont know how hard im laughing in my chair over here in the 'ham!!

                      oh...yeh...and taking notes down too

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                      • spazzed
                        AOChamp
                        • Jun 2001
                        • 4461

                        #41
                        Ah hell, might as well throw my 2cents in.. If things are on the up&up, a nibble here & a nibble there is always a good move
                        I'm way too old for this ****.

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                        • Python14
                          Norsk
                          • Jun 2001
                          • 3343

                          #42
                          The neck is not just for colars and vampires....if you catch my drift
                          BLOODY MURDER!

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                          • dcmander
                            Sweet Shot
                            • Jun 2002
                            • 798

                            #43
                            I barely ever come into the Friendly Corner..but after being here once I got to say..

                            Paintballers are losers.


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                            • .bolink
                              Registered User
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 440

                              #44
                              I like to finsih off with a slight sucking of the bottom lip...drives most girls crazy...then theres right below their ear/on there lobe, then the neck, then the color bone, stomach, hip bone, and uh nm lol.

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                              • nippinout
                                FUSP
                                • Jan 2002
                                • 1231

                                #45
                                Word of wisdom: SHAVE

                                If I don't shave, it ends up ripping apart Miscue's pretty face.
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