How to kiss?

[steveo356]

my secret weapon is ... (drum roll here) honey. its funny who much your chances of not getting shut down go up if your lips taste like candie

[warthog2t0]

please, please please no1 do what my my friend and his girls friend did. they both burped in each others faces. is that just sick or what?

[OysterBoy]

please, please please no1 do what my my friend and his girls friend did. they both burped in each others faces. is that just sick or what?

No they didn't.

F for failure.

[OysterBoy]

Oysterboy should study this thread.

Blah Blah 1ofkind can flame all he wants

[1ofkind]

Lol get a life nerd hahaha. I don't really care what you say unless you say it to my face You can even take a joke to begin with, your such a nerd. Go on PBnation and try being cool there nerd.

[Ov3rmind]

Wow, chill guys.

[1ofkind]

Lol you see this guy? He rates peoples posts Believe me I'm a much better person than that twerp, its all good with me. If he wants to chill, we can chill. Its really up to him

[OysterBoy]

-=EDITED MY POST (I reccomend 1ofkind / davie do the same)=-

[FutureMagOwner]

is it just me or does this thread have nothing to do with kissing anymore?

[OysterBoy]

Oh it does....


Lets see...

Steps:
1) Grab female by face
2) Using hands, pry females lips into a funnel shape
3) Contort your lips into a similar form
4) Press females lip-form into your lip-form
5) Wait 8 to 10 months and the baby is born



Is it possible I skipped a step?

[daviselk]

1ofkind, i am with you. oyster boy stop being so... o, how do i say it?............. o yeah, GAY.

[BobTheCow]

Get this thread closed for flaming and/or spam, and I will eat your babies. Knock it off.

[Mosfet]

This used to be such a good thread till both those guys showed up.

I was going to say the best way to make that kiss good and easy is money...
but now its not funny any more...

[Load SM5]

Everyone needs to chill out or this thread will be closed... only warning.

[1ofkind]

Didn't mean to risk the thread, my bad guys