Ouch, my fun accident

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  • Demobilized
    Who I is?
    • Jan 2003
    • 657

    #1

    Ouch, my fun accident

    I was at football training/workout this morning and as a part of the excerises we run using resistances. The resistances was a belt attached to me and a 15 foot tube attached to the belt going to someone as an anchor at the other end. I would start to run and after about 15-20 yards the anchor would follow me WITHOUT letting go of the tubing. Well the genuis forgot to follow me and decided to let go after i was about 40 yards away. So a quarter inch rubber tube comes hurling at my back from 40 yards away. I now have no skin on my right arm, a backful of welps and lashes, and a nice deep purple bruise that takes up my entire arm. Fun fun, ill get pics later. Ouch
  • Sparq
    Interloper
    • Mar 2002
    • 730

    #2
    That has got to be the most bizarre sports related injury I have ever heard of...ouch.
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    • BobTheCow63
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      • Dec 2002
      • 3832

      #3
      Originally posted by Sparq
      That has got to be the most bizarre sports related injury I have ever heard of...ouch.
      I second that.
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      • Johnny_Reb
        Method
        • Jan 2003
        • 407

        #4
        Sounds like its your fault that it happened Jase

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        • einhander619
          Swollen Member
          • Mar 2002
          • 814

          #5
          That's pretty weird, but I saw a picture of some guy who literally blew his guts out of his cornhole while doing some kind of squat lift. That image haunts me to this day.
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          • Miscue
            Super Moderator

            • Oct 2000
            • 7105

            #6
            He was stuck in that squat position with his insides on the outside for a long time too. That was hella nasty.

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            • CasingBill
              The Case Wang
              • Jan 2003
              • 1347

              #7
              OMG...I saw that picture too. That definately gave me the willy's. I can't find where I saw it though. My friends all want to see it. Anyone know where it is?

              That pic is not for the faint of heart.
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              • theraidenproject
                Registered User
                • Jun 2001
                • 1240

                #8
                Originally posted by CasingBill
                OMG...I saw that picture too. That definately gave me the willy's. I can't find where I saw it though. My friends all want to see it. Anyone know where it is?

                That pic is not for the faint of heart.
                My educated guess is it would be at rotten.com somewhere. Not that I go there, but I've been tricked into looking at other people's monitors in the tech lab or library. Seriously.
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                • CasingBill
                  The Case Wang
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 1347

                  #9
                  Originally posted by theraidenproject

                  My educated guess is it would be at rotten.com somewhere. Not that I go there, but I've been tricked into looking at other people's monitors in the tech lab or library. Seriously.
                  dude...you were right. I forgot about rotten.com and now I know why. Horrid!! Nightmares!! I feel like crying. Thanks dude.
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                  • FreshmanBob

                    #10
                    You guys mean this one?



                    compliments of the blackcell forums
                    Last edited by Army; 06-23-2003, 12:50 PM.

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                    • MagMan5446
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                      • Jun 2001
                      • 2572

                      #11
                      Oh my.

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                      • deathstalker
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                        • Jun 2002
                        • 1115

                        #12
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                        • paintball_junkie
                          Registered User
                          • Sep 2002
                          • 115

                          #13
                          Disgusting

                          Man his bootay is gonna be so strecthed after that. Just imagine.........err wait dont bad image. Im gonna go wash my brain now.
                          Last edited by Army; 06-18-2003, 10:19 PM.

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                          • Demobilized
                            Who I is?
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 657

                            #14
                            Holy poo, it has now swollen up to the size of my freaking head. Wow this sucks.

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                            • ratmonkey
                              like a bad horror movie...
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 108

                              #15
                              fake as all hell. thats what ghey dudes get for shoving things up their poopers.

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