Reasons why cats are better then dogs...

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

Originally posted by LittlePaintballBoy


have you seen the dog in Bruce Almighty? OWNED!

but that took all the powers of god to do that its much easier and only requires bribes with a cat

[nippinout]

Cats kill babies.

[Sparq]

I don't like babies, so there's another reason cats are great.

[rehme]

cats are funner to shoot j/k

[Blazestorm]

Cat's are just plain lazy. I don't see how they are pets, they are animals that live in your house and do nothing but suck your money away. Half the time when you piss them off they bite and scratch you. Kittens = Win, Cats = Lose.

My dog pees and poops outside, he is hilarious, he has the best attitude that is 100x better than any cat. He wants to play all the time. He'll sit and wait at my door waiting to go play. I go play and he'll play for hours on end running around like a bunny, pretending to be a lion or something he's hilarious, ask hefty. He knows. All heftys cat does is walk around and purr at me when it wants water even though it already has freaking water!!!! I was trying to get a cat off this like weird wall thing in my front yard, went to pick it up cause it was like meeeeoooww, and it freakin slashed at me and fell in the bushes... it was fat as hell too, my dog doesn't overeat Did I mention when I let the cat into it's house and fed it and gave it some cat nip my dog was sitting next to me. This stupid thing starts stalking my dog really slowly going meeooow in a really low voice, than attacks my dog, and this cat is twice as big as him, scares the living **** outta him. Mainly because he was sitting waiting for me to go play with him. When I come home my dog comes sprinting down the hall and jumps into my arms, whats a cat do, it purrs... wee... purr... purr... Cat's are like miniture bumms, they take money from you and only respect their owners. My dog is nice to everyone He'll bark when people come to the door so we can open the door and he can greet them. Not because he hates them or something.

Dog + Puppies + Kittens = Win. Cats = Lose.

Kittens are cool cause they are funny when they're kittens, but they turn into lazy money suckers later on. Kittens pee and poop everywhere before they learn where the litter box is... but puppies pee and poop everywhere till they learn that it brings harmony in the pack to go to the bathroom outside.

[845]

Little Dogs own cats but big dogs just smell funny and piss and poo all over the house. Little Dogs can go anywhere and tend to be smarter.

[Blazestorm]

yes... sheetzhu = win ahha

he's so tiny... literally I'll be walking and not even see him and trip over him

he's in the kennel right now... he was a bad boy... barked at my brother for no reason whatsoever? scared the piss outta my brother cause he's 6. But yah he's usually good, my brother mighta been playing rough with him like always.

[Pballwizz]

Dogs= tH3 1337, w00t w00t!!! Some cats are cool,but like, Im afraid they'll scratch me or somthin if I play with em, but dogs are cool, they like never bite or nuttin (well, he bit was once I stupidly tried to take his bone away, tottaly my fault). U cant teach cats command even, u acnt tell em to come, sit, etc. but dogs u can...um...yeah...thats it...

[Blazestorm]

I can say "fuzz" and he'll stop whatever he's doing. if he's scratching something or barking... I just say "FUZZ!" and he'll stop immediately. soo cool.

plus he knows come sit lay behappy (He starts panting he looks so cool) and play dead.

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[Crighton]

I never see search and rescue cats, bomb sniffing cats, guard cats, police cats, avalanche rescue cats, sled cats, hunting cats, herding cats, Seeing eye cats, assisted living cats, or any of the other hundred things dogs do every day.

Woopity do your cat can pee in the toilet. My dog will fetch me a beer out of the fridge and protect my house while I am away. Dogs are far more trainable and hard working than cats. You may enjoy cats more than dogs but dogs are definatly more well rounded animals. There smart, fast, strong, social, loving and loyal.

And yes I have owned both. I still like cats but they are not even close to what a dog can do if properly trained.

[AcemanPB]

Cats taste better!





jk

[Blazestorm]

Cats are for those people who like to sit in a chair and read the newspaper with their cat in their lap purring...

Dogs are for everyone else

As said by crighton... if cat's were so smart... why can't they go help people instead of being lazy bums just taking money from you. RAAARRR... No I haven't owned acat and no I don't plan on getting one

[Sparq]

Dogs don't do that sort of thing because they're smart, they do it because they are totally dependant on their owner. And considering the reltive size of domestic cats compared to some dogs, can you really expect them to protect your house or drag you out of a river or anything? Would you expect that from a gerbil? How about a turtle? Of course not. You quite simply do not get a cat if you want a hero....and in most cases dogs don't do the sorts of things you describe.

By the way - I have seen a seeing eye cat.

[Crighton]

I would expect them to be able to preform many of the same duties that dogs do. Size does not matter in alot of cases.

Just because a dog is a working dog doesnt make it a hero. Package handlers and airlines employ hundreds of dogs that do exactly one thing. They sniff out fruits and vegtables entering the country. No reason a cat couldn't do that. They simply are not as easily trained as dogs.

Just one example.

Your cat keeps getting into or onto something. You correct this by spraying the animal with a water bottle or squirt gun. The cat doesnt go there anymore because it doesnt like getting wet.

Your dog keeps getting into or onto something. You correct this by telling him NO or LEAVE IT in a firm voice when he does this. The dog doesnt go there anymore because he knows you dont want him to.

Dogs didn't just spring up as dependant animals. Let a pack of wild dogs go and they will survive. In many 3rd world contries they do survive all the time with out any human help at all. Dogs are social pack animals and dogs see humans as an extention of the pack. So of course they naturally defer and are dependant on humans. We are after all leading the human/dog pack.

I wouldn't say one is better than the other as far as pets go. But dogs are definatly more usefull and productive in society.

[silentdeath55]

I hate cats!!