Petition To Blow Up The Sun

[Grayso]

Hey. I wanna get a bunch of signatures on my petition. If you want to blow up the sun too, go here, and sign my petition. All the info is there. Thanks.

http://www.petitiononline.com/sunsucks/petition.html

[Miscue]

Um... the sun is in a constant state of blowing up. Blowing it up more just makes it bigger.

[Grayso]

Dont get all scientific on me. I'm talking about nuking it to where theres nothing left. Who's with me?

[845]

I was under the impression we need the sun....

[Grayso]

No we dont need it. Thats just what the government wants you to think.

[EsPo]

Originally posted by Grayso
Dont get all scientific on me. I'm talking about nuking it to where theres nothing left. Who's with me?

ummm.. the sun is actually a constant nuclear explosion..

it wont work..

you'll need gallons and gallons of water... gallons and gallons of the previously mentioned gallons...

[e mag]

Originally posted by 845
I was under the impression we need the sun....

i think that the only thing life on earth needs to survive is water. animals that live in caves and in the deep sea never see sunlight.

[Grayso]

Ok, for everyone who keeps stating scientific facts:

"Main Entry: 1.joke

Pronunciation: 'jOk

Function: noun

Etymology: Latin jocus; perhaps akin to Old High German gehan to say, Sanskrit yAcati he asks

Date: 1670

1 a : something said or done to provoke laughter; especially : a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist b (1) : the humorous or ridiculous element in something (2) : an instance of jesting : KIDDING <can't take a joke> c : PRACTICAL JOKE d : LAUGHINGSTOCK

2 : something not to be taken seriously : a trifling matter <consider his skiing a joke -- Harold Callender> -- often used in negative construction <it is no joke to be lost in the desert>"

Taken from the dictionary at Marriam-Webster Online.

[Brak]

you are my hero.

[FalconGuy016]

lol dude I dont think anyone thinks you arent joking

and the fact that you think you can blow up the sun isnt possible isnt exactly scientific

but the petition is good lol

[Grayso]

Originally posted by FalconGuy016
lol dude I dont think anyone thinks you arent joking

and the fact that you think you can blow up the sun isnt possible isnt exactly scientific

but the petition is good lol

Wow. Two words: "Double Negatives". You used so many I cant even understand what you said.

[nt2004]

Originally posted by e mag

i think that the only thing life on earth needs to survive is water. animals that live in caves and in the deep sea never see sunlight.

ha we dont need sunlight? Havnt you ever taken biology? The sun provides heat for us to live and provides food for the plants that make our oxygen and fatten the lower food chain species. No sun= lots of dead people

[AFRaven]

Yeah, but that's why we invented furnaces, insulation, and flourenscent lights to grow pot... i mean hydroponic vegetables in our very dark new world.

[Miscue]

Here's a question: It takes about 10 minutes for the sun's light to reach the Earth. If the sun disappeared... would you feel gravity's effects before you could see the sun having vanished?

[nt2004]

i thought it was 8 minutes?