Today my friend and I were at a local taco shack getting some grub. While we ate I was admiring some girls who were sitting across the restaurant and they were smiling and talking and looking at us and stuff. Then they get up to leave go say bi to one of there friends thats working there and head out to there car making a pass by our table I say hi kind of casually one says hi back and they keep walking looking back every so often to see what we are doing. we keep eating....
Then as they head out to their truck the keep looking back every so often and trying to see if we are looking at them or something. we are still eating but argueing over which one was hotter... Then I look out the window and I'm pointing to the passanger and my friend is pointing at the driver and we continue the arguement. They see us pointing start waving not paying attention where they are going and turn way to sharp. They proceed to rip the entire grill and fascia assembly off a parked Nissan SE/R. Their right rear tire caught the side of the fascia and ripped the tire off the wheel in the process.
Since we were the only ones paying attention to them I volunteer to tell the owner of the car. I yelled "who owns a Black Nissan" after 3 times of this a guy says "I do". I shouted back to him "you don't have a front end on your car any more!". He laughs at me... He stands up to look and he sees his grill and crap sitting on the ground 6 feet from his car. Then he ran out there as fast as I have ever seen a fat man go. He kicked his car and started yelling at the chick.. shes crying her step sister is laughing, so we finish eating head out the door and as we pass by I call the passenger over and give her my number I figured if they were that interested they deserved it lol
Then as they head out to their truck the keep looking back every so often and trying to see if we are looking at them or something. we are still eating but argueing over which one was hotter... Then I look out the window and I'm pointing to the passanger and my friend is pointing at the driver and we continue the arguement. They see us pointing start waving not paying attention where they are going and turn way to sharp. They proceed to rip the entire grill and fascia assembly off a parked Nissan SE/R. Their right rear tire caught the side of the fascia and ripped the tire off the wheel in the process.
Since we were the only ones paying attention to them I volunteer to tell the owner of the car. I yelled "who owns a Black Nissan" after 3 times of this a guy says "I do". I shouted back to him "you don't have a front end on your car any more!". He laughs at me... He stands up to look and he sees his grill and crap sitting on the ground 6 feet from his car. Then he ran out there as fast as I have ever seen a fat man go. He kicked his car and started yelling at the chick.. shes crying her step sister is laughing, so we finish eating head out the door and as we pass by I call the passenger over and give her my number I figured if they were that interested they deserved it lol
<---Should be banned for circumventing the cuss filter.

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