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  • JesseB
    Medallion Gold Plus Club
    • Apr 2003
    • 547

    #1

    I saw the funniest thing ever!

    Today my friend and I were at a local taco shack getting some grub. While we ate I was admiring some girls who were sitting across the restaurant and they were smiling and talking and looking at us and stuff. Then they get up to leave go say bi to one of there friends thats working there and head out to there car making a pass by our table I say hi kind of casually one says hi back and they keep walking looking back every so often to see what we are doing. we keep eating....

    Then as they head out to their truck the keep looking back every so often and trying to see if we are looking at them or something. we are still eating but argueing over which one was hotter... Then I look out the window and I'm pointing to the passanger and my friend is pointing at the driver and we continue the arguement. They see us pointing start waving not paying attention where they are going and turn way to sharp. They proceed to rip the entire grill and fascia assembly off a parked Nissan SE/R. Their right rear tire caught the side of the fascia and ripped the tire off the wheel in the process.

    Since we were the only ones paying attention to them I volunteer to tell the owner of the car. I yelled "who owns a Black Nissan" after 3 times of this a guy says "I do". I shouted back to him "you don't have a front end on your car any more!". He laughs at me... He stands up to look and he sees his grill and crap sitting on the ground 6 feet from his car. Then he ran out there as fast as I have ever seen a fat man go. He kicked his car and started yelling at the chick.. shes crying her step sister is laughing, so we finish eating head out the door and as we pass by I call the passenger over and give her my number I figured if they were that interested they deserved it lol
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  • -Carnifex-
    Registered User
    • Jan 2003
    • 1434

    #2
    Me and a couple buddies were at ht emovies and this girl walke by, so I say "Hey there." This seems like a good choice until I realize she's missing her right arm from the elbow down.
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    • heftylefty
      crazy asian
      • Jan 2003
      • 518

      #3
      Originally posted by -Carnifex-
      Me and a couple buddies were at ht emovies and this girl walke by, so I say "Hey there." This seems like a good choice until I realize she's missing her right arm from the elbow down.
      LOL

      sorry i just thought that was funny.
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      • e mag
        Member Senior
        • Apr 2003
        • 726

        #4
        haha, that reminds me of what i was doing the other night. i was out driving around 1:30 in the morning with my bro and 2 girls and we were going to wendies cause one of the girls wanted a lemonade, and wendies is the only place open. well when we were across the street we see some townies sitting in the parking lot admiring their cars, so when we went through the stoplight the girl who was driving put it in neutral and reved the engine (its a neon with auto trans). then we just pulled up next to them for no reason, so they came over and started checking out the car (i guess they wanted to race or something) then after awhile we went to the drive thru and left, and they seemed disapointed. no cars crashed though, but the hot girls and fast food reminded me off it, plus it was fun to mess with the townies.

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        • eric
          Go Bucks
          • Aug 2002
          • 526

          #5
          Originally posted by e mag
          townies.
          What a redneck.


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          • beam
            The end.
            • May 2001
            • 2036

            #6
            Originally posted by -Carnifex-
            Me and a couple buddies were at ht emovies and this girl walke by, so I say "Hey there." This seems like a good choice until I realize she's missing her right arm from the elbow down.
            What's wrong with that?
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            • FutureMagOwner
              Registered User
              • Dec 2001
              • 3354

              #7
              Originally posted by beam
              What's wrong with that?
              i know did you like try to shake hands or something?(serious) i mean whats wrong with not having part of an arm?

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              • FalconGuy016
                Divine Right, Pevs @ AG
                • Aug 2002
                • 6127

                #8
                I would try to add to the thread with a funny hot girl car related story, or at least a funny girl story, or ... a girl story...

                but I'm afraid I haven't gotten to talk to a girl yet. I'll let you all know when that comes around
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                • SlipknotX556
                  Registered User
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 5054

                  #9
                  No, what you should have done was run over to the counter and grabbed the mic and said "y0 whoever owns a black nissan get your lazy butt outside some chicks just took off your grill."



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                  • -Carnifex-
                    Registered User
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 1434

                    #10
                    Nothing really, I jus girls with two hands.
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                    • JesseB
                      Medallion Gold Plus Club
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 547

                      #11
                      all the body parts intact is usually a plus...lol

                      but what do I know...
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                      • e mag
                        Member Senior
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 726

                        #12
                        Originally posted by eric


                        What a redneck.
                        me? by townies i just mean kids who drop out or just finish highschool and then don't go to college or try to get good jobs.

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                        • SG Avenger
                          Accuracy Vs. Volume
                          • May 2003
                          • 286

                          #13
                          A while back I was driving on the freeway and I catch a look at a car that is about to pass me on the left. It's a really hot looking blonde, so I turned to the left as she passed, and said "Hey Baby..." Just as I said It I noticed there was a little kid in the passenger seat, she couldnt have been more than a year old.

                          It was just wrong, but gave me a good laugh.

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                          • CasingBill
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                            • Jan 2003
                            • 1347

                            #14
                            Originally posted by SG Avenger
                            A while back I was driving on the freeway and I catch a look at a car that is about to pass me on the left. It's a really hot looking blonde, so I turned to the left as she passed, and said "Hey Baby..." Just as I said It I noticed there was a little kid in the passenger seat, she couldnt have been more than a year old.

                            It was just wrong, but gave me a good laugh.
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                            • darklord
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                              • May 2002
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                              #15
                              LOL! I hope I'm not the only one who found this funny, especially the fat guy running....lol! Man, weird stuff can happen at places like that.

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