The Family Guy **Official Thread*

[Gitaroo Man]

I used to play with that bike so much...

/flashback "more tea mr.bike?" /endflashback

LOL

[CoFFeY[NiTrO]]

LOl, what about when peter goes to the irs or something like that, and they lady is like I'm sorry sir, you don't get any money back.

peter : ahhhhhhh!! what did you say?
lady : I'm sorry sir, you don't get any money back. What as that for?
peter : ahhhhhhh!! Party of five, what did you say?
lady : I'm sorry sir, you don't get any money back.
peter : ahhhhhhh!!
lady : was that for party of five?
peter : no that was for my tax return, what the hell is party of five?

(I know I butchered that segment...lol you get the point though)

[ntn4502]

For every sprikle I find, I shall kill you


if there ever was a show greater then the simpsons, this would be it

[Sooky]

The Simpsons doesn't even compare to Family Guy! The next dvd set comes out in September (with an unaired episode "wish upon a weinstein" or something) - I can't wait!


IRS lady: "You smell nice"
Peter: "No I think thats you"
IRS Lady: "Oh, it couldn't be me... I just farted"


Adam West: In fact, your property isn't even a part of the United States! So that makes you.... A COMMUNIST!!!

[sps16]

My favorite characters are the weight lifter guys Barnaby & Finneous
Barnaby: I do say Finneous theres a baby in that refuse bin
Finneous: Oh, don't touch it Barnaby or the mother won't take it back.
Barnaby & Finneous: Ally-oopp
*They jump on their huge old timey bicycle*

Barnaby: I do say Finneous its a great day to be lifting our huge triangliar weights/
Finneous & Barnaby: makes lifting weight sounds (unable to describe in words )

[WarBUCKs]

My Fave:


Peter: Of course a man made it, it's a commercial Louis, not a delicious Thanksgiving dinner.

Peter: Ok ok... Here's what I am thinking.... I'll be Charlie and you can all be my angels... except for you... You can be Bosley.

Peter and company singing: Anna Rules, cuz I kicked all the bad guys in the jewels..

Doctor: Mayor West, you have Lymphoba and it was probably from rolling around in that Toxic Waste.

Peter: Oh my god, it's a beautiful baby girl, but it has a penis.... We will have to cut it off!

Chris: But I don't want to go to my room, there is an evil monkey in my closet

Random Jewish boy: Papa, he killed Morikai, the dancing Yiddish clown. (after Peter runs him over with a boat)


or something like that.. hehehehe

[CoFFeY[NiTrO]]

Peter : Doctor, whats the growth down there?

Doctor : Thats not a growth, thats your penis.

Peter : And.....

Doctor : Those would be your balls.

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When Stewie goes to the doctor.

Stewie : Yes! I have been dying to know when my other testical shall be descending.

[LittlePaintballBoy]

i say you he dead.
at first i didnt know what chris and zach were talking about, but then i saw the episode.

[laxkid]

my favorite episode is the christmas one were peter gives the presents away and the to kids think the vcr is a sex box and lois goes insane and stewie wants to kill santa.

[FalconGuy016]

Ahhh... the greatest show in the world

[UltimatePaintballer]

family guy

Family guy is fing hilarious(but simpsons are great too). There is one episode that i saw that i never see anymore. Stuie is like on this sesamee street phone and cookie monster tells him to count to three. Stuie stands up and yells i'll count to three for you! he pulls out a 9mm and shoots the toy three times yelling one two three. That episode was great.

Quotes from the show

Ramdom kid: My dad always says measure twice, cut once.

Clevend JR: My dad always says "Clevend Jr Stop jumping on the bed!" ah hahahaha

Random kid: WE DIDN'T MEASURE! WE DIDN'T MEASURE!!!
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peter: Well Lois you were pretty bad in bed thursday night too.
[flashback to thursday] god lois you can at least move alittle its like doing it with a pillow [unflashback]

lois: peter i slept at my sisters thursday night

[TraXeR]

No second thought here, Family Guy = sweet, and to whomever said it, i agree, Stewie makes the show.

"Victory is Mine!"
"DAMN you woman!"

and of course that episode where Stewie has a flashback to where he plays basketball with a few guys and uses his ghetto language "Bring it on homes, you ain't got no J!"
hahahahhaha

*edit*

one more quote from the Episode where Lois makes a theatre production:

Peter finding his talent:
*Painting class*
Uhh.. Do I have to paint the penis?
*Sculpting class*
Uhh.. Do I have to sculpt the penis?
*Conducting class*
Uhh.. Do I have to conduct with my penis?

[penguinpunk555]

its still on adult swim on cartoon network stuie rizocks

[ERut]

The worst thing they have in England is drive by arguements. "Oh Reginald... I disagree!"

[penguinpunk555]

its on the super station also at like 1 30 central time