The Family Guy **Official Thread*

[AcemanPB]

I love Family Guy.

[sharpshooter1286]

After he says the whole penis thing that traxer put he goes what am i supposed to do with all my ideas, put them in a tub and wash myself with them (gets defensive) cuz thats what soaps for lois.

when all the different nationality kids are makin fun of each other the kid goes atleast i dont drive 20 miles under the speed limit with my left blinker on, go back to ur rice paddy mulan! lol and when he is like o and fonzy u were with alot of girls did u ever get any diseases?fonzy pauses...herpes twice...crabs once..frowns

o and ultimatepaintballer thats not some random kid in ur quote thats joes son, the guy in the wheelchair

[Kai]

"Maybe you should go back down there and have them suck the fat outta your HEAD."

"Maybe I will. And then I'll stick it on my feet and skate around on Paul Bunyan's skillet to cook his flapjacks!"

[Eric Cartman]

God I love that show! I just finished watching the first and second seasons (got the DVDs for my birthday!) and I'm dyin' for the third season to come out. I just can't believe how far they push the envelope. I guess that's what killed the show in the end.
Someone mentioned the possibility of a movie earlier in this thread. I hope they do it right, make it restricted and just try to offend everyone!

Brian: "Whose leg do I have to hump to get a dry martini around here?"

[snoogans]

i love it, i remember watching the pilot. meg pisses me off, kinda like lisa in some episodes of the simpsons, but peter, stewey, and brian are my absolute favorites. one of my favorite episodes is when lois takes up karate and in the end its peter and lois fighting, meg and chris, and brian and stewey and stewey's riding brian like a horse, pullin his ears, then brian runs under the coffee table and stewey gets clipped by it, its hilarious. lmfao

[FutureMagOwner]

"mom tell chris to stop drawing my face on pigs bodies!"

"DONT CENSOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[ZAust]

peter as a kid: why did the dynosaurs all die out?
tour guide: because you touch your self at night!!!

[chizle97]

guy:Son Im gonna need those hams from under your shirt.

chris: I dont have any hams.

Guy: Lift up your shirt please.

Chris: I need an adult! I need an adult!

guy: hey, you dont have any hams. your just a fat kid. Thats right just a big old fat kid. Hey Tom it was just a big old fat kid. Arnt ya fat boy fatty mcfat fat, here have some more chocolate fat boy!

chris: Thank you!

best lines ever

[snoogans]

i like that one, lolol

[Benfica4ever]

That show owned.

[Warewolf50]

some of the greates lines in my opionion

Pool guy:sir u cant park your van here

Peter:Thats my kid

Pool guy: hey u are right it is just some fat kid

or

Chris: God watches me take a poo, I'm a sinner and gods a pervert.

or

Stewie: Everybody meet bobby, the newest member of the club of forgotten children.

U gotta love the umpa lumpa song theat they sing to joe when he is at the beer factory, u have to imagine this all in the umpa lumpa singing voice tone.
"what do u think about this one u call god"
"Isnt his adsence slight ly odd"
in the low umpa voice" maybe he has forgotten u"

[Seed_Planter]

Uh people who say the show was great its still on tv its on adult swim on cartoon network. On a lighter note iw ould have to say my favorite line is the following

Lois: Peter are you drunk?

Peter: No im just exhausted cuz ive been up all night drinkin.

[JesseB]

Stewie: click click bloody click pancakes!!!


joe's son: my dad always says measure twice and cut once

clevland jr. : my dad always says "clevland jr. stop jumping on the bed" hahahahahah *saws wood*

joes son: we didn't measure, we didn't measure!!!

[Nick O time]

I love it

It's on at 1 on TBS, then on at 11 on Cartoon Network Adult Swim. It's only on Cart Net on Mon.-Thurs.

I hate Meg, I don't care what you say. Stewie is the best!!!

Yeah JesseB that is my favorite line too. LMAO that is so good.

Chris:"Got your nose."
Peter:"O yeah, well I got your Face!!!(rips off Chris' face)"
Chris:"Ahh Ahh Ahh!!!"
Loisnot looking to see whats going on)"It's just a joke Chris."

[Eric Cartman]

Peter: We're looking for a book on potty training
Store Clerk: Well there's the very popular "Everybody Poops", the not so popular "Nobody Poops But You"...
Peter: Ah well we're Catholic...
Store Clerk: Oh well then you'll want "You're a naughty boy and that's pure concentrated evil coming out of the back end of you"
Peter: Great we'll take it!