Imponderables, deep thoughts, and other strange questions...

[Zumina]

if a three wheeled canoe flys through your window, how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house?

[SpongeBobSquarePants]

Originally posted by Jack & Coke
If you go number 2, why do you have to wash your hands afterwards?

Afterall, the only things you really have to touch are your clothes and tissue paper...

Thats gross on so many levels

[beam]

Originally posted by Zumina
if a three wheeled canoe flys through your window, how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house?

I've heard a variation of this:

If you're rolling down an hill in a canoe and all four wheels fall off, how may pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Zero, because they don't put bones in ice cream.

[-=Squid=-]

To catch the bear, the fish must fly backwards...

[than205]

Re: Re: Re: Imponderables, deep thoughts, and other strange questions...

Originally posted by Jack_Dubious


yes....but what if this car was a honda with a large rear wing, race muffler and a "Type-R" sticker? im sure that could go faster than light!


JDub

Everything mentioned above exists strickly in another dimension all together. Where physics doesn't apply....

[Mango]

Why do people who use so called "Hands Free Kits" with thier cellphones, continue to hold the phone in thier hand while talking?

[-=Squid=-]

Originally posted by SprayingMango
Why do people who use so called "Hands Free Kits" with thier cellphones, continue to hold the phone in thier hand while talking?

ooo! why does my dad use a hands free kit, but take almost a minute just to hook up the earpiece, then when he is finally talking, still has to hold the mouthpiece to his mouth ?

[Brak]

i came up with this one all by myself:

if reading is knowledge, and knowledge is power, but power leads to corruption, why do people read?

[-=Squid=-]

Originally posted by Brak
i came up with this one all by myself:

if reading is knowledge, and knowledge is power, but power leads to corruption, why do people read?

OMG! EXCELLENTE! Im gonna ask my english teacher that tomorrow!

[Jack & Coke]

If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing, I'd glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised. "Wait a minute! I thought we won!"
- Jack Handey

[i_baked_cookies]

i like pie

[MantisMag]

car headlights question: the speed of light is constant. no matter how fast you're going the light leaves at the speed of light. any light hitting you arrives at the speed of light. light is weird.

[Looonatic]

If a tree falls in the woods and lands on a mime, does he make a sound?

Am I the only one who wonders why it's okay to drive a motor vehicle(a multi-ton conglomeration of steel and glass) in any weather, anytime day or night, around other people at age 16, yet you must be 18 to operate a deli slicer?

If heroin made people sterile with a single use, would it still be illegal?

[FreakBaller12]

http://www.automags.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=1004592#post1004592

ym orignal thread on I.E.
what exactly does I.E. stand for?
i've never been able to figure it out

[Python14]

Heres one that messes with the superstring theory.

Lets say CPhillip trades his Vespa for a time machine. He get's his time machine at 10 AM on a saturday morning. At 11, he decides to actually use it. His plan goes as follows. At 12, he will set his time machine to 11:30 AM( half an hour before). He will then throw a tennis ball into it, sending it back in time to 11:30. Well, at 11:30, wouldn't ya know it, a tennis ball comes hurtling out of the time machine and hits Phil in the head knocking him a little loose for a little while. In his lack of clearity, he decides not to throw a tennis ball into the time machine. Therefore, THERE ARE TWO TENNIS BALLS! How? Matter cannot be created. Where did it come from? We have freewill apparently.

I'm thinking 5th or 6th or 7th dimension here.