Anyone else hate the hell out of there roomates

[PyRo]

My roomates are such dirt bags. They won't leave me alone ever, I cannot sleep untill 3am every night and I have classes at eight, every time i'm trying to study they are right there trying to piss me off. Its working to, every time I see them I have the strongest urdge to get up, punch them in the face and throw them out the window, they are like 120lbs, it would be so damn easy. And i'm stuck with them probably for the rest of the year since the dorms are overcrowded as it is.
I really don't think that I can make it through the whole year without beating there *** like they deserve but thats going to get me kicked out of school. And there is nothing the damn school will do they will just force us all into counceling which will make it all worse.
Its not like I don't have any friends on campus, its just like I have to avoid my own damn dorm room because they have differant opinions in music, and cars than I do.
Just had to say this somwhere.
Forgot to mention if I tell the school how I feel about kicking the brains out of them, that will get me kicked out of the dorms very quickly.

[Sir_Brass]

tip 1: buy ear plugs: they are your friends.

tip 2: study and do homework in the library.

tip 3: be using this time to save up money to get a place of your own with friends (more friends in one house, the lower the rent per person ) AND be plotting how best to get them back (a totally original and make-them-crap-bricks-all day practical joke is best, as long as you don't skirt OVER the law). then, next year: it's payback time.

I also recommend simply ignoring them. Don't let them get to you . . . ok, that's helpful , since they ARE getting to you. Here's what you do: don't show them that they're annoying the living daylights out of you and when it gets to be too much, take a walk down to the gym and let the boxing bag take all the heat.


Hope this helps. I know I'm not the best one to give advice as I'm totally cool with my suitemates, but I know what it's like to live with 4 or 6 other guys, all of whom have slightly different tastes. You get used to not pushing each others buttons too much.

[Albinonewt]

Yeah, most of us have gone though bad roomates (or will) in college. I've had some that I just left alone and one guy that I had to beat bloody to get him to behave.

I remember going to TGI Fridays to meet a friend of mine for dinner. Well, on my way out my roomate just really got to me, and started yelling and swearing at me and blaming me for nonsense that he did. I was having none of that so I gave him a good yelling back (using big words) He got annoyed and took a swing, and by the end of the fight me and frying pan were stadning victorious.

Well, without so much as washing my hands I get in the car to go to Fridays. I was friends with a lot of the staff there (most of them went to my school) and sat down at a table with my friend. Our waitress, Daisy, came over and saw that I had blood on my head, arms, hands, and neck. Then I was doted on for the rest of the night

[jdev]

Originally posted by Albinonewt
Yeah, most of us have gone though bad roomates (or will) in college. I've had some that I just left alone and one guy that I had to beat bloody to get him to behave.

I remember going to TGI Fridays to meet a friend of mine for dinner. Well, on my way out my roomate just really got to me, and started yelling and swearing at me and blaming me for nonsense that he did. I was having none of that so I gave him a good yelling back (using big words) He got annoyed and took a swing, and by the end of the fight me and frying pan were stadning victorious.

Well, without so much as washing my hands I get in the car to go to Fridays. I was friends with a lot of the staff there (most of them went to my school) and sat down at a table with my friend. Our waitress, Daisy, came over and saw that I had blood on my head, arms, hands, and neck. Then I was doted on for the rest of the night

heh, fryingpan is a good friend to have in a bind. I use big words with my roommate, he doesnt understand them. he just says f-off and storms off to his room (which by the way is like a biohazard.. )

my roommate is a dick. so disrespectful, dirty, slobby, just all around messy. I struggle to keep the apartment clean. his problem, he has the mental capacity of a 5 year old. (he currently has a cold, and I have to remind him to constantly cover his mouth and stop coughing all over my stuff.. )

i tell him one thing, he doenst remember it. *sigh* i wish i could kick him out. I dont have anyone else to cover the rent though.

anyone wanna move up to the south of boston area?

[pbcustom98]

yea i hate my siblings.

[bluemidget123]

i might suggest hiding your pb marker like under your bed or something and when ever they come around to annoy you shoot em in the stomach a ouple of times. they'll eventually learn

[PyRo]

His room?
There are three of us in a very small space. It is kind of hard to ignore them when they come over and stick there *** in your face. They come in start screeming about my music, so I say ok and turn it down, then there crap goes on as loud as they can get it so then mine does too, then the will come over here take things off my desk, put them on the floor (they broke my new digital camera this way) shake there *** in my face and just do really annoying crap. I cannot think of anything that will straighten these aholes out other than a good *** kicking, but they are the kind of pricks who will run to administration about how i'm violent and crap to try and get me kicked out.

[PyRo]

Wish I could have my paintball gun here, but if I did they would probably shoot up the dorm with it and get me in trouble.
And we cannot live off campus untill junior year

[jdev]

pyro,

I would take your case to the administration first. plea to them about what is going on, how you are paying (or parents are paying) X amount of dollars for you to attend this school and you dont need the sort of disruptions that you are getting.

if that fails, come back to AO and ask for retaliation measures

[PyRo]

The thing is they won't do anything for anyone right now. This school has all of a sudden become very popular, and they took about 30% more students than they had room for. There solution is just to kick people out left and right, and not deal with any problems just let people leave so they get the space.

[PyRo]

Someone suggested putting double sided tape on there laptops and then closing them. I really want to do that, but that is more or a last day kind of thing.

[pbcustom98]

do they go to the bathroom at night? saran wrapping it works very very well...make lemonade (your piss) and serve it to them haha..the double sided tape on the laptop sounds fun..

[Thordic]

Well, as a master of abusing my old roomate, I'll give you some tips.

First off, a little background. Everyone on my floor hated my roomate because he was a dirty smelly annoying little whore. He never cleaned his side of the room, and had a nasty habit of never throwing out dirty empty snapple bottles. No matter how much febreeze I slung around, his bed always stank. It sucked.

Here are some things that were performed by myself or others on my floor who hated my roomate:

1) Turn off his alarm clock or set it for two hours later on days he had early classes.

2) Dump a 5-gallon pail of water on his bed when he leaves the room right before bedtime.

3) Pee in his shampoo and/or iced tea (Two seperate incidents by two seperate people. I never found out if he drank the iced tea, I can only assume he showered with the shampoo).

4) Steal his clothes while he is in the shower, then lock him out of the room. (Only works if you have communal showers. The kid had to roam the dorms wrapped in a mildewed shower curtain looking for an RA to unlock his door.)

5) If he falls asleep in someone elses room whil there are 5-8 people there watching a movie, pour some warm water on his lap, then "accidentally" wake him up. I swear the kid thought he pissed himself and tried to sneak out of the room without anyone noticing.

6) Destroy his computer. We stomped his computer to little bits, then told him it was stolen. We ground up the hard drive magnets and sprinkled them into the vents of his monitor, leaving permanant pink and purple "bruises" on his screen.

7) Put on commando gear, kick the door open while he is "enjoying himself" on the computer, and hose him with one of those water cannons that lets loose like 2 gallons in 4 seconds. After catching my roomate redfaced and sweaty a few times, the kid down the hall decided to "cool him off".

Have I mentioned how disliked my roomate was yet?

The list goes on and on, some of the things I probably shouldn't even mention in a public place and especially not without a lawyer present.

In the end, he failed out of school and was forced to go to community college. I was proud of that one, it was pretty much our goal from the start.

[PyRo]

Yeah problem is most of the people in the hall hate be because they decided to tell someone that a bottle of water I gave them I had filled up in the toilet. Now everyone thinks i'm a complete ahole.
I was thinking about taking there computers since they never find it necessary to lock the door.

[Thordic]

After hearing about the toilet water incident, I have to give your roomate some respect. Maybe I should be giving them ideas on how to mess with you instead