Anyone else hate the hell out of there roomates

[Sir_Brass]

Originally posted by PyRo
Wish I could have my paintball gun here, but if I did they would probably shoot up the dorm with it and get me in trouble.
And we cannot live off campus untill junior year

Are you a sophmore or a freshman, if I might ask?

[Sir_Brass]

Originally posted by PyRo
Yeah problem is most of the people in the hall hate be because they decided to tell someone that a bottle of water I gave them I had filled up in the toilet. Now everyone thinks i'm a complete ahole.
I was thinking about taking there computers since they never find it necessary to lock the door.

Do THEY have paintball guns? If so, wait till they are ALL out of class, and have a preprepared notice sheet and 'letters' (send the letters to their inboxes) and have a buddy stash the paintball guns. Have it look like campus safety confiscated it. Oh, btw, did I mention that the 'letters' should be 'expulsion warning' letters that explain that the equipment was also promptly destroyed?

My roommate pulled this on me, and for half the day I was crapping bricks. It wasn't until I decided to be 'the honestly caught student' and headed down to safety to 'resolve' the situation. It was there that I found out that they knew NOTHING about it (till then). Luckilly, I was told that as soon as I found my gear, that I was to get it off campus, and the whole thing of me having paintball guns on campus previously would just be forgotten.

I LOVE having safety on my side (I'm an officer in the paintball club, and our "academic advisors" is the safety department ).

[Brak]

Thordic, you are my hero.

if i were you, i would take a slightly more psychological (call it sick if you like) approach to things. they piss you off, a lot. we got that down, but do you know what pisses them off? find out the little things that piss them off, maybe even the BIG things that piss them off. and do them. over and over and over! when you wake up in the morning, say to yourself: "today, im going to make my roommates life a living hell". and pretend like the things they do dont phase you at all. and proceed until you are satisfied with their discontent of what they are doing to you, and their anguish of what you are doing to them.

or you could just ignore them and do the mature thing. but then again, its not nearly as fun as doing the immature thing

[impostal22]

where do you go to school pyro?

[jdev]

thordic, you have made the list of the jersey crew I need to buy a beer for should I ever run across you on NJ, or if you run across me in MA.

anyways. heres one for your roommates pyro.

get ahold of your roommates personal items. razors, toothbrushes.. things like that.

then, go van wilder style with them.

go to the local pet shelter and offer to help bathe a dog or 2, with their toothbrushes. use this to get the hard to reach places. take pictures. lots. then mail them to em, or leave them in insonspicuous places around the dorm.

take their razors. shave your giggleberries. be sure not to rinse the blades. again, take pictures. let the hilarity ensue.

heres another on slightly less of a scale of harm.

get a cd player/walkman (cd player is probably best) and record reveille on it (military wake up call, with the trumpets) get some headphones, and slip them onto your roommates head while they are sleeping, at 3am. now, you could go for the gusto and stretch the CD Player away from your roommate, then get one of the car remotes (or just get reallly long headphone wires) and play.. and then casually walk away.. did i mention to make sure you turn the volume all the way up?

theres a few for starters.. im sure more will come to me as the day progresses.

[PyRo]

Freshman at Suny Oneonta (Oneonta, NY)

[impostal22]

ahhh cool i'm a freshie at SUNY binghamton

[PyRo]

Cool, I knew a couple of people who went there, they are seniors now.