Senior Quote

[LawFox32]

Due tomorrow, any suggestions?

thanks,
LawFox


P.S. if you post a quote that makes me laugh so hard I either A) soil myself or B) spew milk out of my nose, I may give some monetary donation, like 5-spot

peace

[pbcustom98]

for my senior quote, i used this..

"People Lie when they are afraid, I fear no one." (John Gotti)

you should use from Tony Montana (Scarface)

"I got two things, my word and my balls, and I dont break them for no one"

ill think of some more...are there any guidelines?

[SpongeBobSquarePants]

.....and it only took six years

[pbcustom98]

"I'm never wrong, I just found 10,000 ways that dont work"

[Brak]

"tie my balls before i kick you in the shoes!"
"(witty quote here)"
"in the road of life there are passengers, and there are drivers; and i just stole your car"
"set it, and forget it" -guy on that one infomercial
"if theres one thing ive learned these 12 years, its that math isnt my strong point in academics, but english i done really good at"
"I have a mind like a steel trap; it is rusty and illegal in 47 states"
"Most good judgement comes from experience.
Most experience comes from bad judgement"
"An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less."
- Nicholas Murray Butler.
"When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
- Matt Groening.


there are a few ones i thought were nice, check goodquotes.com for more

[pbcustom98]

Are those my balls on your face? -Evil

[bleachit]

save the whales, nuke France

[MrMag]

"When you die, if you get a choice between regular heaven and pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It may be a trick, but if it's not...mmmmmmm boy!"

"Now that I'm sober, you ain't that fine."

"When uncertain, duck. When certain, dont bother, you're already screwed."

"Kids, you tried and you failed. The lesson is: never try."

"English? Psht, when am I gonna use that? I ain't ever going to England."

"I ate too much plastic candy."

"I ate my red crayon."

"I bent my wookie."

"High school was a challenge for me due to the fact that I have ADD. Sometimes I would..."

"I've got a crayon in my brain? (points to heart)"

"When I was twelve I was Asian."

[RiddalinJunkie08]

"I am nobody, and nobody is perfect, so therefore I am perfect."

"Cats always land feet down, and toast always lands butter-side down. If you strap a piece of toast to the back of a cat, will it hover above the ground in quantum indecision?"

"I am German, therefore I am munching on saurkraut and pondering world domination."

"Why can't I just be in charge of the world?"

"You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in."

"When life gives you a lemon, squeeze the juice into a squirt gun and squirt it in peoples eyes."

"He who laughs last, thinks the slowest."

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"Going to war w/out France is like going deer hunting w/out an accordian."- Donald Rumsfeld

"It has to start somewhere, it has to start sometime. What better place than here? What better time than now?"

"Your best!? Lossers always whine about their best, Winners go home and screw the prom queen."

"Alzheimers disease is great. Everyday you get to meet new people."

"I don't suffer form insanity, I enjoy it."

Just a few, I'll think of more later.

-Mark-

[cris8762]

[paintballman333]

"Beauty is only a light switch away"
OR
"Hot from far, far from hot"

[pbcustom98]

Save Beer, Drink Water.

[spacedtedybear]

" Women are like Voltron; the more you hook up, the better it gets" - Tucker "RedvsBlue"

[Lopy-slopy]

"Beauty is only a light switch away"

use that, please, or the "when I was 12 I was asian" one.

how about'"My mommy says I'm cool"
or "I know the meaning of life and let's just say it comes with salt"

"Fat people are chubby"

I realy ave no good quotes

[goat]

"I scream-You scream-we all Scream..........BECAUSE WERE INSANE!!" Goat 10/30/03 (I just made that up )

Or just put below your picture "voted most likely to molest manequins"


Hope you come up with something good.
goat