Best Pickup Lines

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

lol wow we are doing business here now?

[grw4w34]

How about we go for a pizza and a ****
(after she says what or has confused look on her face)
okay, we can forget the pizza then

[RRfireblade]

Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good

Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

My love for you is like the energizer bunny; it keeps going and going....

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away.

You must be from Pearl Harbour, cause baby you're the Bomb - diggity.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille nametag.

If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.

Guy: "Would you like to dance?" Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you." Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?

You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.

Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long?

Hey baby, I'm like American Express, you don't want to leave home without me.

Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.

The word for the night is legs, let's go back to my room and spread the word.

Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?

Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long.

I can't find my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.

The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.

Guy: "haven't I seen you someplace before?" Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore"

Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?

Jay.

[Bad_Dog]

there once was a turtle and a bunny, who liked to pick apples...... oh crud.... run!..... (proceed to nearest empty room)

~if they stick with ya through that, you know they're interested

[KornKamp02]

Originally posted by Bad_Dog
there once was a turtle and a bunny, who liked to pick apples...... oh crud.... run!..... (proceed to nearest empty room)

~if they stick with ya through that, you know they're interested

lol

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

*scratches head*

[PyRo]

Thats so dumb it just may work :)

[gam-e]

damn you stink.






wanna go take a bath with me?

[PyRo]

Thats so dumb it might just get you slapped

[pbzmag]

I just love a good muffin, can I eat yours?

[KornKamp02]

Originally posted by PyRo
Thats so dumb it might just get you slapped

Lol, that too.

[UltimatePaintballer]

*look at the tag in her shirt* *she will ask what you are doing* then you say "checking your tag, just as i thought made in heaven!"

is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pants!

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

i think that was already said

[UltimatePaintballer]

no they weren't

[RenagadeOfFunk]

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i would put "I" and"U" together :wink: :wink:...