Best Pickup Lines

[CaliWagon31]

i dont know if these have already been posted, but what the hey

1. "What's your sign?"
2. "Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"
3. "You must be a broom because you're sweeping me off my feet."
4. "Do you have a licence? Because you're driving me crazy."
5. "I gotta thirst and baby, you look like my Gatorade."
6. "Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here."
7. "Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."
8. "Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas."
9. "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"
10. "Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

[blackclown]

So who has tried these?
i am thinking about it

[gam-e]

ive tried pretty much all of the ones said here, but everyone at my school knows im a joker so it doesn't really have much REAL effect other than causing them to laugh and say whatever Dion

[mxrider250]

The word of the day is legs, lets go back to my place and spread the word.


Hey CaliWagon31 those were on MSN.com the other day!

[$tevo]

was your dad a baker? cause you got a nice rack

[stondroopy]

lets finish this bottle of jim beam in the back of my pickup(fiddle plays)

[Aepetty]

do you have a bandaid b/c i scrapd my knee when i fell for you

works every singel time . "awwwwwww , thats so cute .... your so cute ... make love to me "

[TraXeR]

Originally posted by DWOOD
-you must be a parking ticket cause you got fine wrtten all over you.

-you be Dairy Queen and ill be Burger King and we will go wrap my wopper

-i can bench 800 pounds

-if i had a nickle for every time i seen a girl like you id be poor. (that means shes one in a million)

Like Family guy I see..

[Enemy]

[dwab3000]

say this to a animal rights activist you think is hot (for guys only)
you - "do you love all animals"
her - "yes"
you - "what about trouser snakes"
her- "oooh whats a trouser snake"
then you unzip

next
'yo baby yo, ever had your anus licked by a fatman in an overcoat"
then you start to sing 2 live crew

finally
you-hey i bet 10 bucks i can feel your boob
her- i bet you cant

then you touch her boob

btw ive gotten 12 restraining orders and its still counting

[Benfica4ever]

I got a good one!!!!!!!

"Hey"

[PyRo]

Assume the position!

That one works :)

[MagMan5446]

btw ive gotten 12 restraining orders and its still counting

......weirdo

[Slimm Jimm]

Y'all are a bad influence. I'm making a list and gonna use it on every girl in my class the very last day.

[1stdeadeye]

"How you doin?" In a joey voice!