My roomate just made a huge mistake

[PyRo]

He intentionally broke my favorite lighter. You never ever ever mess with my fire starting stuff.
The fruit came in here threw somthing at me, so I threw it back, then the little turd comes over and pushes me, so we get into kind of a fight. My lighter fell out of my pocket and he kicks it down the hallway. I pick it up and its broken, so I go back into my room and just push him onto the floor (he was trying to block the door).
Anyway, can you say bleach in his colord wash along with other fun things

[FooTemps]

oh c'mon! BUY A NEW LIGHTER!

Anyway, it's kinda mean to ruin his clothes like that. Just toss some poop into there so he can't wear them until he washes them again.

[PyRo]

The doors on the machines lock, thats why bleach works because you can put it in from the top. You don't know what a PITA this kid is being, he really deserves it. It was a $5 lighter, I figure $5 for $200 worth of cloths is a fair deal. Poo gets you caught and in trouble, bleach is just someone making an innocent mistake and they will never know who did it There is also kicking one of his x-box games along the floor which he refuses to clean

[FooTemps]

...
200 for 5... nice...

Just do something like break his lighter

or even better, MAKE HIM PAY YOU

[Nick O time]

lol

omg Pyro, although mean its funny as heck. lmao

[graycie]

wow! the rationale of a 5 year old in action!

[PyRo]

What, this kid has been annoying as hell all year, and nothing is stopping him.

[Torbo]

why not just beat the hell out of him? Or make him pay for a few new lighters?

[dansim]

bleach my clothes and you may fall on an ice pick a few dozen times in the shower

[graycie]

Originally posted by PyRo
What, this kid has been annoying as hell all year, and nothing is stopping him.

if he's been doing that all year, this is when you implement a big swift kick to the nuts. that will make him quiet for at least 5 minutes.

[lopxtc]

Agreed ... back in my barracks days nothing got someone to fall in line quicker then a nice attitude adjustment at 3am ...

A word of advice to all you future military types, never piss of your room-mate (and your fellow platoon-mates) since he/she can easily unlock the barracks door at 3am to let people in.

Also, another word of advice ... if you are the roommate and you do plan on unlocking door ... make sure that you let the others know which rack your in LOL ... made that mistake once ... oops.


Aaron

[gamarada717]

Just make sure you think it through before you do it...Whenever someone does something mean to me, I just do it right back to them with no hesitation. If he's like that, you could be in real trouble.

[PyRo]

Well the point in he has no idea who the heck it was. Ive already resorted to beating him just short of the point of sending him down to the health center. He just whines about he wasn't trying he was only playfighting and could beat me if he wanted to.
He is just to weird, if I do anything to him I wake up with him in my bed making humping motions. That got him a nice punch in the stomach and thrown across the room.

[gamarada717]

Dude, I'm trying to tell you that it's not hard to find out. You've most likely shown your anger to him about breaking your lighter. Then, his load of cloths just happens to get bleached. Try to imagine what you would think if you just broke your roommates favorite lighter, and then your stuff got bleached by accident. It's way to obvious.

[PyRo]

Not if it doesn't happen for a month