My roomate just made a huge mistake

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  • gimp
    Registered User
    • Jan 2001
    • 2368

    #31
    If you hate him so much, then talk to your RA. You probably can switch rooms or something. He probably doesn't like you and is trying to get you to move out. I mean, from his point of view. You sit on the computer all day and post here, and you burn things. If you can't stand each other, then split up.

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    • PyRo
      President Bioloaf inc.
      • Dec 2000
      • 10186

      #32
      Originally posted by gimp
      If you hate him so much, then talk to your RA. You probably can switch rooms or something. He probably doesn't like you and is trying to get you to move out. I mean, from his point of view. You sit on the computer all day and post here, and you burn things. If you can't stand each other, then split up.
      I wish I could, they won't let me because too many people came this year, so there is a lack of rooms. December 19th (I think) I go home after finals then i come back a month later and change rooms, thats the best they will do for me. So another month of this .

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      • pbcustom98
        Goldmember
        • Jul 2002
        • 1055

        #33
        burn something of his...possibly his hair when hes sleeping?

        lol...DONT DO THIS..

        Daniel

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        • p8ntball1016

          #34
          dont be a pansy when it comes to revenge. burning his stuff is a minimum. steal his car and destroy it. take the pieces and hide them in the dorm. make his life a living hell.

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          • Warewolf50
            The evil monkey
            • Apr 2002
            • 1444

            #35
            What u should do is one night when he is sleeping jump on him and duct tape him to his bed, then proceed to do mean things to him. One idea is giving him a (hitler). A hitler is when u get some poo on your finger and give him a hitler style mustache under his nose with it. that should be fun.

            mcveighr--You think caffeine rocks you should try cocaine.

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            • ExtremeODD
              Swastika is not evil.
              • Oct 2003
              • 213

              #36
              one note with cheap bics, never use them in a BIO lab with gas lines, i turned one on, held up my ligher and made a nice flame, its all silent. Then a WOOOOOOOOSH. Everyone turns and looks, no one says a thing. All is silent with a grin on my face, then a loud BOOM, the lighter blew up, i was on the floor cracking up. only suspended for 4 days...
              she seems fond of eating hellfire, which would be a first out of anyone ive seen eat it.-Kaiser Bob

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              • p8ntball1016

                #37
                Originally posted by Warewolf50
                What u should do is one night when he is sleeping jump on him and duct tape him to his bed, then proceed to do mean things to him. One idea is giving him a (hitler). A hitler is when u get some poo on your finger and give him a hitler style mustache under his nose with it. that should be fun.
                ah, a variant of the dirty sanchez.

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                give him a hot lunch(dont ask)

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                • FalconGuy016
                  Divine Right, Pevs @ AG
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 6127

                  #38
                  I wouldnt want to mess with you... you seem a little harsh in paybacks :)

                  And now, I understand why you post so much now... you hit college, lol

                  Originally posted by p8ntball1016
                  ah, a variant of the dirty sanchez.

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                  give him a hot lunch(dont ask)
                  MMmm... hot lunch... sounds warm and tasty :)
                  Hey
                  AIM: FalconGuy016
                  BANG!!!

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                  • pbcustom98
                    Goldmember
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 1055

                    #39
                    Originally posted by FalconGuy016
                    MMmm... hot lunch... sounds warm and tasty :)
                    That is quite disgusting, and I dont even know what a Hot Lunch is.

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                    • PyRo
                      President Bioloaf inc.
                      • Dec 2000
                      • 10186

                      #40
                      Hmm falconguuy, you in college, highschool, working full time?

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                      • Crimson_Turkey
                        Magister Mundi sum
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 482

                        #41
                        Get a female roommate. Then waking up to humping motions isn't bad at all.
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                        • PyRo
                          President Bioloaf inc.
                          • Dec 2000
                          • 10186

                          #42
                          *Wishes he could share a room with his girlfriend :)

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                          • Heat
                            hello lamewads
                            • Oct 2000
                            • 4463

                            #43
                            wow, I think we'll dub this the stupid thread. Not only is it slightly stupid to pour bleach in a load of clothes, but it's really retarded to think a RA will do anything about a problems like this, or to think that a kick in the junk is going to go without an assault charge.

                            Considering the sugjested alternatives, I sugjest you stick with the bleach, but wait a month or two before you do it, serve it cold

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                            • p8ntball1016

                              #44
                              Originally posted by FalconGuy016
                              I wouldnt want to mess with you... you seem a little harsh in paybacks :)

                              And now, I understand why you post so much now... you hit college, lol



                              MMmm... hot lunch... sounds warm and tasty :)
                              oh yes having someone taking a dump in your mouth sounds very tasty

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                              • pbcustom98
                                Goldmember
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 1055

                                #45
                                Originally posted by p8ntball1016
                                oh yes having someone taking a dump in your mouth sounds very tasty
                                ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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