what should I get my mom for christmas

[fcpchop]

ummm... how bout a male striper? im free all december

[trevorjk]

sweet im know what im getting my mom

[cphilip]

I think she wants one of these....

[fcpchop]

i must warn u, an experienced man liek myself cost alot of money

[trevorjk]

ive got $20

[spazzed]

Uhh..buy her a hooker?

[fcpchop]

Originally posted by trevorjk
ive got $20

deal

[PyRo]

Get her a Mom is the best mug or somthing

[fcpchop]

Originally posted by PyRo
Get her a Mom is the best mug or somthing

thats way too unorigonal, hire me u know u want to

[PyRo]

Get her a "toy" that says mom is the best

[fcpchop]

Originally posted by PyRo
Get her a "toy" that says mom is the best

yes i can b that toy, i will say "mom is the best" right b4 i take my clothes off, and get mah $20

[PyRo]

I'm only $15 if she's hot

[trevorjk]

damn 15$ and 20$ !!!!! ill get my bro to pitch in and ill get you both haha

or how about just getting her a little keep sake item such as a small picture frame that she can put on her key chain or something but instead of giving it to her as a normal gift be creative put it on her stearing wheel

trust me ive done this to a girl before and it worked wonders havent tried my mom though but im sure it will have a similar affect

[Timmee]

Originally posted by TransMan
Heres what ya do
1) Find a girl (assuming you dont already have one)
2) Make a baby (im sure u know how that works
3) Tell ur mom on Christmas day that shes gonna be a grandma

Now she will prob be pissed and maybe pass out or posibly kill herself(small chance dont worry bout it). But after the baby pops out next July it will be the best xmas present she ever got. Oh and you will be able to hold the baby over her head (figurativly not literly) and make her do just bout whatever u want.

Now go get working on it u do want to get your mom the best xmas present ever right!?

And the best thing is, you could dress the baby in an AO SE t-shirt.