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  • AssassN
    Official Photoshop Phreak
    • Jan 2002
    • 1991

    #16
    Originally posted by laxkid
    that is bull 750 take some advice from this story (for all you thieves) dont ever rob the same house twice I would have shot the guy I would have given him one in the foot.
    FOOT!?!?! I can think of several much more painful but non lethal areas that I would aim for first.

    If your gunna get fined $750 have some fun with it.
    Originally posted by PyRo

    Its called jokeing. You have no right to be questioning me with your measially 460 posts!!!!

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    • SeeK
      NCC1701-A
      • Sep 2002
      • 464

      #17
      Originally posted by rehme


      maybe he should have used the 454


      New most powerful handgun.
      This has 2600 foot pounds of Muzzle Energy versus the 454's 1900.
      Forest Gump of paintball

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      • fire1811
        Firefighter
        • Nov 2002
        • 4930

        #18
        lol
        thats funny, im sure he has a spot on the dumb criminals show.


        thats really nice that you fine someone that breaks into YOUR home. great law great law
        "The Few Who Do Are The Envy Of The Many Who Only Stand And Watch"

        Alway Remember *343*

        Si vis pacem, para bellum

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        • Albinonewt
          Team Icky Forest
          • Apr 2003
          • 2456

          #19
          Originally posted by AssassN
          FOOT!?!?! I can think of several much more painful but non lethal areas that I would aim for first.
          I like the foot shot.

          I've some pretty big guns to defend my home, I could pretty easily take the foot off!
          Or better yet, why don't you kill yourself. No, really, die. Drop dead, don't leave a note, in fact burn your house while your little ego is stuck in a bench vice so that you'll also incenerate yourslef and everything you own with it. Because that's all you're worth. You're not even wirh thte time it'll take for the house to burn down, so just kill yourself. You're a waste of space. You are nothing, you always will be nothing. Don't leave a note, you're not worth the ink. - Tyger

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          • fire1811
            Firefighter
            • Nov 2002
            • 4930

            #20
            Originally posted by Albinonewt


            I like the foot shot.

            I've some pretty big guns to defend my home, I could pretty easily take the foot off!

            lol same here
            i really like the knee shots though
            "The Few Who Do Are The Envy Of The Many Who Only Stand And Watch"

            Alway Remember *343*

            Si vis pacem, para bellum

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            • 1stdeadeye
              Still around????
              • Jun 2002
              • 8501

              #21
              Originally posted by fire1811



              lol same here
              i really like the knee shots though
              What's wrong with emptying a clip of .40 S&W into his head and chest? Would have saved on the hospital bill!

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              • shartley
                paintball player
                • Mar 2001
                • 9169

                #22
                Originally posted by 1stdeadeye


                What's wrong with emptying a clip of .40 S&W into his head and chest? Would have saved on the hospital bill!
                And FAR less paperwork for everyone involved.

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                • Bad_Dog
                  self proclaimed warpaholic
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 1777

                  #23
                  here at my house... we'd just push them down the stairs... lock the basement door, go grab our propaine tanks from on the patio, open propaine valves, break off knob, throw tanks down same stairs as burgler (hopefully hitting them), re-lock basement door, call police.... and knowing the average responce time of our police department.... the burglers will be looooooong gone

                  and on a serous note If our house ever actually does get burglerized while I'm home, I plan to act mentally handicapped.... that way they let their guard down

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                  • fire1811
                    Firefighter
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 4930

                    #24
                    Originally posted by 1stdeadeye


                    What's wrong with emptying a clip of .40 S&W into his head and chest? Would have saved on the hospital bill!
                    oh no no no i think you miss understood the knee shot was just a STARTER. they would be finished by the time the police arrived.
                    "The Few Who Do Are The Envy Of The Many Who Only Stand And Watch"

                    Alway Remember *343*

                    Si vis pacem, para bellum

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                    • PyRo
                      President Bioloaf inc.
                      • Dec 2000
                      • 10186

                      #25
                      Hmm, shoot a burgler here and your going away for murder or attempted murder depending if you kill the guy.

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                      • fire1811
                        Firefighter
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 4930

                        #26
                        just drag him back into your house
                        "The Few Who Do Are The Envy Of The Many Who Only Stand And Watch"

                        Alway Remember *343*

                        Si vis pacem, para bellum

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                        • Albinonewt
                          Team Icky Forest
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 2456

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Bad_Dog
                          here at my house... we'd just push them down the stairs... lock the basement door, go grab our propaine tanks from on the patio, open propaine valves, break off knob, throw tanks down same stairs as burgler (hopefully hitting them), re-lock basement door, call police.... and knowing the average responce time of our police department.... the burglers will be looooooong gone
                          That's a lot of effort

                          I'm tired just reading it.

                          I'm just gonna take a foot off. I don't want to kill the guy (I'll fill out the paper work, I'm good at it). I want him to hobble around the rest of his life knowing he's a moron.
                          Or better yet, why don't you kill yourself. No, really, die. Drop dead, don't leave a note, in fact burn your house while your little ego is stuck in a bench vice so that you'll also incenerate yourslef and everything you own with it. Because that's all you're worth. You're not even wirh thte time it'll take for the house to burn down, so just kill yourself. You're a waste of space. You are nothing, you always will be nothing. Don't leave a note, you're not worth the ink. - Tyger

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                          • p8ntball1016

                            #28
                            id shoot his nuts off. we dont need more of him.

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                            • 1stdeadeye
                              Still around????
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 8501

                              #29
                              Originally posted by fire1811


                              oh no no no i think you miss understood the knee shot was just a STARTER. they would be finished by the time the police arrived.
                              Okay, I gotcha! That works too!

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                              • Digits
                                Canuckle
                                • Feb 2003
                                • 1329

                                #30
                                Originally posted by PyRo
                                Hmm, shoot a burgler here and your going away for murder or attempted murder depending if you kill the guy.
                                That's stupid..

                                Are you just supposed to welcome them into your house

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