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  • aaron_mag
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 1375

    #16
    Who needs cold showers when we have Sir Brass to keep us on the straight and narrow....
    ULE Body Level 10 Automag intelliframe + retrovalve

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    • Sir_Brass
      I love mechs!
      • Sep 2003
      • 736

      #17
      Originally posted by aaron_mag
      Who needs cold showers when we have Sir Brass to keep us on the straight and narrow....
      your sarcasm wounds me deeply, sir .
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      • p8ntball1016

        #18
        hopefully next week rev. brass will teach us to be ashamed to have genitals!

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        • cphilip
          Former Moderator

          • Jun 2026
          • 16216

          #19
          Well in fact there is one sexual act before marrage that will prevent it 100% also. Masturbation. Abstenance is NOT the only 100% sure fire way is it? But you wont see that one on no Doctors wall....


          AGD, where we are so good we can do it with only ONE tube!

          cphilip.com

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          • 1stdeadeye
            Still around????
            • Jun 2002
            • 8501

            #20
            Originally posted by cphilip
            Well in fact there is one sexual act before marrage that will prevent it 100% also. Masturbation. Abstenance is NOT the only 100% sure fire way is it? But you wont see that one on no Doctors wall....
            First HAND Knowledge?

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            • p8ntball1016

              #21
              Originally posted by 1stdeadeye


              First HAND Knowledge?

              you forget that phil is an expert in the subject.

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              • cphilip
                Former Moderator

                • Jun 2026
                • 16216

                #22
                For one thing I have had a lot more years experience than most of you..... and I do wear glasses now...




                AGD, where we are so good we can do it with only ONE tube!

                cphilip.com

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                • p8ntball1016

                  #23
                  Originally posted by cphilip
                  For one thing I have had a lot more years experience than most of you..... and I do wear glasses now...


                  dont forget to shave your palms daily.

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                  • cphilip
                    Former Moderator

                    • Jun 2026
                    • 16216

                    #24
                    Originally posted by p8ntball1016
                    dont forget to shave your palms daily.
                    takes a real man to keep it worn off....



                    AGD, where we are so good we can do it with only ONE tube!

                    cphilip.com

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                    • 1stdeadeye
                      Still around????
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 8501

                      #25
                      Originally posted by cphilip


                      takes a real man to keep it worn off....

                      Holy Spit!

                      ROFL!!!

                      Milk out of the nose funny!

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                      • Lopy

                        #26
                        The only real sure fire way to stay safe is to have sex with as many people as you can(I'm think this group will probibly include a high persentage of hookers for alot of you) toatly unprotected, especialy the ones that have lots of cold sores or scream in pain when going to the bathroom, then, you will contract so many deseases at once that you will develop 3 stuges sindrom, where so many deseases try to get into your body at once, and they all get stuck and none of them can infect you. It's a scientific fact.

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                        • Sir_Brass
                          I love mechs!
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 736

                          #27
                          Originally posted by p8ntball1016
                          hopefully next week rev. brass will teach us to be ashamed to have genitals!
                          hardly. I refuse to degrade my body, and that includes cheapening it by having sex before I marry. I hold myself to a higher standard in moral issues than the world teaches.
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                          • KillerOnion
                            Paintball paparazzo
                            • Apr 2003
                            • 7

                            #28
                            That holds up well until you run out of pizza and sci fi movies or ESPN shows.
                            It's not important how many people I've killed. What's important is how I get along with those that are still alive. --Jimmy the Tulip

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