What is your worst injury ever?

[bunkerking]

This can be paintball related or not, doesn't matter.
here's mine:
On March 1st of 2000, I was out BMX bike jumping with my homies when on the last jump of the day, we were going to hit a jump that we called big red. Big red is one of the bigger jumps back there 7.5 feet approximately. I hit it, and I fell and I shattered my funny bone into 4 pieces. I had to go to the emergency room and all this stuff. 5 hours of surgery and 10 screws, 3 metal plates and 2 wires later I still can't fully extend my arm. And I always have that stupid funny bone sensation.
Lets hear em.

[Miscue]

When my girlie left forever w/o saying goodbye...

[bunkerking]

I am sorry to hear that miscue.
what about your femur?

[Donnyluv]

Car wreck a year ago in September. The seatbelt came out of the latch,...real bummer. Separated my AC joint, broke my little finger, broke my left knee cap (patella) and split my head wide open (14 stitches). I just had a second surgery Monday to fix my knee. And to add insult to injury, it wasn't even MY car; it was my brother's. And, of course he didn't have full coverage.
Soooo, I am now the proud owner of a Honda Accord that somewhat resembles a crushed tin can.

[Army]

I got blown up...

Missing some left side digits now...

[MajorDamage]

I donno...maybe the time I got my toe stuck in one of those exercise machienes, the like stepclimber/skier one. It took off most of my toenail, and happened when I was like 7 or something... Ive never really been injured lol. I guess its on account of me being Superman and all...

ENDO!

[FooTemps]

When I crushed my thumb in a car door... Weird thing is that my thumb didn't break but the door closed all the way... I've also had ankle problems from soccer.

[Drew]

e gads

age 10 cracked clavical (p.e. class)
age 12 cracked wrist (skate board)
age 15 cracked skull (bike accident)
age 16 2nd cracked skull (ran over by a U.P.S. truck)
age 18 fractured ankle (boot camp)
age 20 got the clap (no condom)
age 22 thoroughly bumped and bruised (landed on by a CH-46) (not once, but twice)

I'm sure I have more, but as many times as I've been hit in the head, I can't remember

[the JoKeR]

She said "I do".

[udtseal]

Almost fractured my ankle playing volleyball. Was on crutches for 2 days and couldnt sleep, It was the most downright painfull thing I ever had happen to me. I got fed up and started walking on it the 3rd day and was back at the gym on that very day, lugging around 80lb dumbells in a sneaker and a sandel. They tried to kick me out but they all know me there and let it slide

[joeyjoe367]

I think I got a rug burn once... and Once I bruised my heel.

[Thordic]

Broke my ankle (stepped of a curb with my 150lb friend on my shoulders... 380 or so pounds coming down on an unsuspecting ankle = bad). Never went to the doctor, never got a cast.

Sprained my ankle and hyperextended my elbow in the same hit while playing lacrosse. Kept playing until the coach pulled me, waited a period, told him I was ok, went back in. After about 10 minutes, I couldn't feel my right arm from the elbow down.

Fell off my friends Bronco while it was moving, only 3 stitches, but bled like a stuck pig. My head, jacket, shirt, and even my pants to a degree had blood on them. They made me go to the hospital... Minor concussion as well.

Was biking down a hill, slipped on wet grass, went headfirst into a tree. Flew over the handlebars, hit the treetrunk while I was upside down (trunk slammed between my shoulderblades). I actually didn't get hurt bad, but its a cool crash

I'm fairly accident prone, I could go on and on. I'm pretty lucky in that my bones are strong enough that there aren't broken bones, usually just sprains and such (which I guess in the long run are worse.. oh well)

[Ni cD]

Somebody once fractured my arm by jumped on it while I was sleeping. That sucked.

NI

[ZeezNutz]

at football camp we were all playing pranks on each other.
one of my friends thought it would be funny to put liquid tide in my shoe. well at the camp we were having 3 a days. i went through 3 days with it bubbling. he thought it was hilariouse. it hurt so bad... next day i couldnt walk on it and it was all swollen and had ooz comin out. went to the doctor and it turns out i had a second degree chemical burn on my foot from the tide ;( coach was mad

[Tack]

Aviator's Fracture of my left Tailus (spelling does not count). That is the top bone of the foot. It was a radial fracture within the bone itself that required two screws to fix. I was on crutches the whole summer after Highschool graduation. It really sucked. Without surgery the doctor said that I would never walk again, With it was a 50/50 chance. I was luckey. I still have alot of problems with it and some day I will have to wear a solid brace all the time or have my foot bone fused to my ankel so I couldn't walk. Oh well, that is the future. Maybe by the time I have to do it they will have some new artifical bone or something.