What is your worst injury ever?

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  • gmag
    Lucid Dreamer
    • Jun 2001
    • 409
    #31
    Haha

    I love how Army describes such a drastic event in one sentence: "I got blown up"! Haha!

    But for real, my worst injury is getting the door slammed on my head by the babysitter. I was chasing her with a toy spider and she ran into my room and shut the door on my head. I fell down and woke up with a bump the size of a golf ball over my eye. Lets just say that she was never hired again...
    "Men think they think upon great politcal questions, and they do; but they think with their party, not independently; they read its literature, but not that of the other side; they arrive at convictions, but they are drawn from a partial view of the matter in hand and are of no particular value. They swarm with their party, they feel with their party, they are happy in their party's approval; and where the party leads they will follow, whether for right and honor, or through blood and dirt and a mush of mutilated morals."
    ~Mark Twain

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      • omni
        omni wang
        • Nov 2001
        • 369
        #32
        I've done some really stupid <B>*POOF*</B> in my life, but one of the more funny ones, was when I set up this really wikked snow ramp on top of my roof, and I took my GT off the jump, LOL I fricken nose dived and the GT really hurt me.


        Oh and

        I was cleaning snow off the roof, as it leaks into our house sometimes if it builds up too much. Our roof is very steep and I guess I slipped on some hard packed snow, and I slid all the way down, jacket caught the ladder and basicaly pinned me in the air, but the force of me going down and outwards made the latter fall down and just smush me in the snow smashing into my skull (ouch) That was last year.

        A friend even made a crack about me falling off on ICQ before I went out to do it.

        <B>*Do not try to circumvent the cuss filter* -Miscue</B>
        Last edited by Miscue; 12-17-2001, 09:13 PM.

        EM01698 2/3rd's ULE-EMAG, PipeKit, SystemX drop and 88/3k PE.

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          • ZeezNutz
            Registered User
            • May 2001
            • 143
            #33
            i was dropped 3 seperate times as a baby. does that count? i dont remember any of them but i think i still feel the affects.
            cant wait to get my bushy

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              • Doobie
                AOsOfficialDrillSergeant
                • May 2001
                • 1237
                #34
                ...and you are the guys I take advice from?

                Drew: Are you a Marine? I'm Army and had a Blackhawk try and pancake me between it and a HUMVEE.I rolled off just in time.(sling loading ops) Also had a CH-47 try and land on me. I RAN LIKE HELL! That's the difference between Army and Marines!

                (CH-47 on head...BAD)

                The gun is 1/8" of a game that is a FOOT long!
                (...but a 'mag helps)
                I know I was born and I know that I'll die...the in between is mine. -Eddie Vedder
                Sinister Sainthood

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