My movie theater rules

[Cryer]

So by that scale, Thordic you could actually make money if you went to a Chick-flick with Freddie Prinze Jr's first full frontal nude scene at the not-so-violent end to a car chase.

[Thordic]

Originally posted by Cryer
So by that scale, Thordic you could actually make money if you went to a Chick-flick with Freddie Prinze Jr's first full frontal nude scene at the not-so-violent end to a car chase.

Well you'd have to pay me for sitting through that crap, and any theatre that shows it deserves to go out of business.

[logamus]

Originally posted by Cryer
So by that scale, Thordic you could actually make money if you went to a Chick-flick with Freddie Prinze Jr's first full frontal nude scene at the not-so-violent end to a car chase.

there had better be some exploding lesbian robots involved in this flick. or else i will be involved in a violent exploding car crash.

[phantomhitman]

lmao, this is a funny thread. so this theater would basically be full of aoers.

[splatattack33]

do you show any movies for males?

[sharpshooter1286]

i would def go to your movie theater, i cant stand being interrupted watching movies. but if the whole theater is empty, and its just me and my friends in there an no one else---then u better believe im gonna goof off and make noise and have fun. but thats only when i go to the movie theater closest to me, which has like 5 screens. then on the other hand, the one a little further away, is much bigger, much nicer, goes undergound for like 3 stories, is VERY expensive, ha like 20 screens, and just about every new movie...these people get the movies when u hear "only showing at select theaters"

[tony3]

The last time I saw a movie was like 2 summers ago, come to think of it, none of my friends even go to movies. The theater by us is 8.50 I believe for a ticket, a little cheaper for students though...its got 30 screens

[-=Squid=-]

I dont think our theatre should allow middle age woman couples. I.E, 2 30-50 year old women-friends enter theatre. We kick them out. They are hands down the most annoying moviegoers to put up with.

[countchocula54]

-Groups of teenagers will be told to shut the hell up upon entry. You are not cool. You are not tough.

damn right...im 15 and i hate those kids...especially the little kids that do it and try to start a fight

but the worst thing is when you go and sit in front of a 5 year old...and he kicks your seat non-stop through out the whole movie

[Matt1427]

nice rules-me like

[Fixion]

At the last movie I went to (Master and Commander, good btw), there was this "family" I guess you could call it. Maybe friends, anyways they had a small kid or two (baby maybe?), and they were sitting right behind us. They couldn't get one of the kids to shut up and almost got kicked out (I was for it). After a lengthy talk with an usher or whoever was in charge one of the woman (who had a small kid) came back to her seat. She seemed very pissed, calling the movie theater employee various obsceneties. I wanted to get up and punch her in the face and tell her she deserves it. But being a semi-nice-and-tolerant-kinda-guy, I didn't. The movie employee was absolutly right, she should have been kicked out of the movie with her entire party...

Oh, and I like the movie, besides the random red dots that would flash up on the screen (in the middle) every 10 seconds or so (for 1 frame). Now that, was hella anoying. Your probably not going to see me pay to see an other movie if it has those in it. I'd rather "aquire" it from somewere else (irc). I don't know about you, but my eyes have become sensetive to high(er) framerates because of my constant use of computers, I it is very obvious to me when there are things like that in one frame. Films like that don't deserve my money, even if they are very good.

[1stdeadeye]

Originally posted by Thordic
Hero has shotgun and chainsaw-hand: + $2.00

Ash rules!!!!!

Should be allowed to use said chainsaw on people who talk!

[OfficerGoat]

Ash vs the exploding robot midget lesbians!!!!!

[Person]

im into the punch in the face rule...and the slight pressure on the back of seats!! thats the worste, a nice consistent TAPPING is better then a slight irritating pressure...gee.

[i like tictacs]

my theatre charges 10.50 a ticket, on top of the RAPE for food and drink.