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  • CaptaiN_JacK
    will get you high tonight
    • Jan 2003
    • 947

    #1

    Funniest school quotes EVER!!!

    War is peace

    Freedom is slavery

    Ignorance is strength

  • ZSigErik
    Semper Fi
    • Dec 2001
    • 829

    #2
    OMG!!!

    We did the same exact thing last year in our honors enlgish class, hahaha!

    Thats so awesome, we filled up our agenda books with all of the dumb and funny quotes said in class!

    Thats awesome.
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    • *captain_cox*37
      {~Team Zero Kewl~}
      • Apr 2003
      • 245

      #3
      Ha I am in the same situation in an 11th grade US History class except I am the stupid guy and the girl isnt smart at all. She asked the teacher if they had flashlights during the Lewis and Clark expedition. She also didnt know the meaning of Bias and an archive. We spent most of the class time trying to explain what being biased meant.
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      Why don't you go back to France where you will find people stupid enough to agree with you?

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      • -=Squid=-

        #4
        Zsig- thats really funny, because were doing the exact same thing in my honors english class! Holy crap!

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        • Lohman446
          Useful posts: 7
          • Jun 2003
          • 9315

          #5
          Yep.. I think we all have moments

          Once in a college geology class we were discussing islands.. so I got to ask the stupid question

          "Ok, obviously when formed from volcanoes islands are attached to the bottom of the ocean, but are they all?"


          Yep - that became a running joke - in fact I recall the final exam had a picture of an island on it, complete with an outboard motor and some guy driving it around the ocean...
          "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. Its not" - Dr Suess

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          • FutureMagOwner
            Registered User
            • Dec 2001
            • 3354

            #6
            i found history class last year particularly funny with things like this:

            "can anyone name the main religeons of china?"

            "uh, ninja and karate?"

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            • BobTheCow63
              IAO Gold Star winner (BTK)
              • Dec 2002
              • 3832

              #7
              Originally posted by Lohman446
              Yep - that became a running joke - in fact I recall the final exam had a picture of an island on it, complete with an outboard motor and some guy driving it around the ocean...
              LOL, that's great.
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              • NJPaint
                Pro Peace
                • Jan 2003
                • 2478

                #8
                "If I start chopping one of you, and I keep chopping and chopping and chopping and two years later I will eventually have to get to your protons and neutrons." - Dr. Pereria

                "See, my friend, you must staple your mind to the paper." - Dr. Pereria

                "How many of you don't know calculus?"
                (3 people raise their hands)
                "Well, in physics, you are useless! Calculus is the language of physics, learn it my friends or you will as useful as our dear beloved president" - Dr. Pereria

                "Brian, you're getting diarreah of the mouth. Stop it." - Dr. Schwartz

                "I don't know why you are getting those results, you shouldn't be getting thos results, maybe I am ignoring the obvious and you are all incompetant." - Dr. Pagnata

                "What is agriculture?" -Alisa
                "All YOU need to know is its a big word for farming" - Mr. Kurtz

                "Deer don't have predetors anymore, except maybe SUVs..." -Mr. McNeil

                *picking up paper bag serving as recycling container*
                "What ees this? Eet is trash!" -Dr. Shutovsky
                *puts it in the trash can*

                "Give me coffee, I can sleep when I'm dead." -Mr. Waldstein

                Just a few...
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                • dwab3000
                  im not wearing any pants
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 1072

                  #9
                  heres my favorite that my friends and i heard in 9th grade (long time ago, since im now 35 and was 15 then)


                  as we talk about the history of china, from the back a girl named amber says, Do you think the chinese like oriental food
                  we had to explain to her that oriental food came from there for about 30 minutes...
                  that one deserved something thrown at her head...
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                  • No Limitz Paintball
                    Rent A Cop
                    • Aug 2003
                    • 87

                    #10
                    This happens in the history class right after mine, I have 3 friends that happen to be in it and tell me about some funny questions this kid named billy always asks.

                    "If I had an A- the first nine weeks, an A- the second nine weeks, and an A- on the mid term exam, what would my grade be?" Billy (this kid really didn't know)

                    (after the entire period of listening to the teacher lecture about nuclear weapons and after the teacher just got done saying "Nuclear weapons gave the countries that had them power" no more than five minutes before he asked the question) "So, did countries have power since they had nuclear weapons?"

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                    • tony3
                      LOOKING FOR AN ASIAN GF!!!
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 3740

                      #11
                      Mr. Taska-And if you don't get these 2 points its all going to blow up in your face
                      Girl that will remain un-named-I love when things blow up in my face.

                      I don't think anyone laughed except me and 2 other kids.

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                      • DJBacon06
                        Aww DIP!
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 733

                        #12
                        I have heard some pretty dumb things in my classes, but the two that stand out the most are:

                        1. After a field trip to Stone Mountain (the world's largest natural granite deposit) and learning EVERYTHING there is to know about it, a girl asks, "So, is Stone Mountain man made?"

                        and if you thought that was bad...

                        2. During science class, somebody asks the teacher, "If water doesn't have any calories...does ice??" (he was being completely serious)
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                        • AcemanPB
                          Exactly
                          • Mar 2002
                          • 1885

                          #13
                          We did that for our AP world class. Except everyone in the class had one quote. I think they made a T-shirt out of it or something. I didn't buy one though, something about wearing an "AP Class" shirt just screams nerd.

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                          • No Limitz Paintball
                            Rent A Cop
                            • Aug 2003
                            • 87

                            #14
                            Originally posted by tony3
                            Mr. Taska-And if you don't get these 2 points its all going to blow up in your face
                            Girl that will remain un-named-I love when things blow up in my face.

                            I don't think anyone laughed except me and 2 other kids.
                            LOL wow, she set herself up for that one...

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                            • AllAmericanMag
                              No.
                              • Dec 2001
                              • 1026

                              #15
                              "If we're at war with Iraq, why are we bombing Baghdad?"
                              -Mike

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