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We did the same exact thing last year in our honors enlgish class, hahaha!
Thats so awesome, we filled up our agenda books with all of the dumb and funny quotes said in class!
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Ha I am in the same situation in an 11th grade US History class except I am the stupid guy and the girl isnt smart at all. She asked the teacher if they had flashlights during the Lewis and Clark expedition. She also didnt know the meaning of Bias and an archive. We spent most of the class time trying to explain what being biased meant.{*~*#53 BL SIG Blue/Black Dragon Timmy*~*}
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Zsig- thats really funny, because were doing the exact same thing in my honors english class! Holy crap!Comment
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Yep.. I think we all have moments
Once in a college geology class we were discussing islands.. so I got to ask the stupid question
"Ok, obviously when formed from volcanoes islands are attached to the bottom of the ocean, but are they all?"
Yep - that became a running joke - in fact I recall the final exam had a picture of an island on it, complete with an outboard motor and some guy driving it around the ocean..."Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. Its not" - Dr SuessComment
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i found history class last year particularly funny with things like this:
"can anyone name the main religeons of china?"
"uh, ninja and karate?"Comment
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LOL, that's great.Originally posted by Lohman446
Yep - that became a running joke - in fact I recall the final exam had a picture of an island on it, complete with an outboard motor and some guy driving it around the ocean...
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heres my favorite that my friends and i heard in 9th grade (long time ago, since im now 35 and was 15 then)
as we talk about the history of china, from the back a girl named amber says, Do you think the chinese like oriental food
we had to explain to her that oriental food came from there for about 30 minutes...
that one deserved something thrown at her head...
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This happens in the history class right after mine, I have 3 friends that happen to be in it and tell me about some funny questions this kid named billy always asks.
"If I had an A- the first nine weeks, an A- the second nine weeks, and an A- on the mid term exam, what would my grade be?" Billy (this kid really didn't know)
(after the entire period of listening to the teacher lecture about nuclear weapons and after the teacher just got done saying "Nuclear weapons gave the countries that had them power" no more than five minutes before he asked the question) "So, did countries have power since they had nuclear weapons?"
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Mr. Taska-And if you don't get these 2 points its all going to blow up in your face
Girl that will remain un-named-I love when things blow up in my face.
I don't think anyone laughed except me and 2 other kids.
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I have heard some pretty dumb things in my classes, but the two that stand out the most are:
1. After a field trip to Stone Mountain (the world's largest natural granite deposit) and learning EVERYTHING there is to know about it, a girl asks, "So, is Stone Mountain man made?"
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2. During science class, somebody asks the teacher, "If water doesn't have any calories...does ice??" (he was being completely serious)Hit me up on the IM: DJBacon06
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We did that for our AP world class. Except everyone in the class had one quote. I think they made a T-shirt out of it or something. I didn't buy one though, something about wearing an "AP Class" shirt just screams nerd.
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LOL wow, she set herself up for that one...Originally posted by tony3
Mr. Taska-And if you don't get these 2 points its all going to blow up in your face
Girl that will remain un-named-I love when things blow up in my face.
I don't think anyone laughed except me and 2 other kids.
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