funniest school essays EVER

[CaptaiN_JacK]

check out these essays...they are hilarious. i remember somebody posted one a while back, and these complete the set. (found it at www.goyk.com --cool site)

http://douglas.min.net/essay/

[slateman]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That fourth one (Walt Whitman) is priceless. Just the last paragraph:

"Walt Whitman died a lonely man in Walt Disney Land. He was on the gondola ride, and he fell out because he wasn't fastend properly to the restraint. Thanks to his dumb ***, now noe of us can ride it anymore. Thanks a lot Walt Whitman"

I cannot stop laughing!!!! Oh jeeez!! I friggin crying here!!

[TransMan]

those were great last one was the best

[LittlePaintballBoy]

Erm... I cant read those, even when I enlarge them. Does anyone have a higher res copy or something of the sort?

[ramennoodles]

so funny, so, so funny, cheeks and stomach hurt from smiling and laughing.

[Ov3rmind]

If my English grade is decent at the end of the year, I'll be sure to do my last essay type assignment like that.

[kdub]

HA! *tear* i am crying.....i havent laughed that hard in a long time....

[bleachit]

wait a minute... if whitman was born in ancient china, why does he hate chinamen?

[LittlePaintballBoy]

How are you guys reading those? I cant even make out a word of it!

[awesomePballer11]

theres a little thing in the bottom right that enlarges it enough to read smart one

[Jet-Xino]

Here is my contribution to the thread. My friend showed me this paper he had to proof read in his English class today. Keep in mind this is written by a senior in high school. Painful, but hilarious read. Enjoy.


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[DJBacon06]

[dwab3000]

lmao...


thats just wrong

i love it