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  • CaptaiN_JacK
    will get you high tonight
    • Jan 2003
    • 947

    #1

    funniest school essays EVER

    check out these essays...they are hilarious. i remember somebody posted one a while back, and these complete the set. (found it at www.goyk.com --cool site)


    War is peace

    Freedom is slavery

    Ignorance is strength

  • slateman
    Registered User
    • Oct 2001
    • 1346

    #2
    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That fourth one (Walt Whitman) is priceless. Just the last paragraph:

    "Walt Whitman died a lonely man in Walt Disney Land. He was on the gondola ride, and he fell out because he wasn't fastend properly to the restraint. Thanks to his dumb ***, now noe of us can ride it anymore. Thanks a lot Walt Whitman"

    I cannot stop laughing!!!! Oh jeeez!! I friggin crying here!!
    BrockSampson "I see dead people..."



    and once I see them, I make sweet, sweet love...

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    • TransMan
      Man Beast!!!
      • Apr 2002
      • 3152

      #3
      those were great last one was the best

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      • LittlePaintballBoy

        #4
        Erm... I cant read those, even when I enlarge them. Does anyone have a higher res copy or something of the sort?

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        • ramennoodles
          hi.
          • Jul 2003
          • 1044

          #5
          so funny, so, so funny, cheeks and stomach hurt from smiling and laughing.

          The Gun
          The Email
          The Feedback

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          • Ov3rmind
            Speechless
            • Nov 2001
            • 2637

            #6
            If my English grade is decent at the end of the year, I'll be sure to do my last essay type assignment like that.
            Converge Kills

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            • kdub
              Registered User
              • Feb 2004
              • 23

              #7
              HA! *tear* i am crying.....i havent laughed that hard in a long time....
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              i_baked_cookies is awesome. he gave me gmail

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              Logic Vert Frame
              45/45 pure energy
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              • bleachit
                Conturbo et Ledo
                • May 2003
                • 1410

                #8
                wait a minute... if whitman was born in ancient china, why does he hate chinamen?
                "Great stories! See everyone, just buy a Sydarm and become a paintball superstar!! "
                AGD

                "i just sent out the full force of the canadian army (4 guys). expect high canadian casualties"
                Blackweenie

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                • LittlePaintballBoy

                  #9
                  How are you guys reading those? I cant even make out a word of it!

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                  • awesomePballer11
                    awesome one
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 54

                    #10
                    theres a little thing in the bottom right that enlarges it enough to read smart one
                    They will all taste oblivion, which tastes just like Red Bull, which is digusting-O' Malley

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                    • Jet-Xino
                      I say you have to give up
                      • Dec 2001
                      • 528

                      #11
                      Here is my contribution to the thread. My friend showed me this paper he had to proof read in his English class today. Keep in mind this is written by a senior in high school. Painful, but hilarious read. Enjoy.


                      PS. Files are 500kb each (will skrink down later).

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                      Last edited by Jet-Xino; 05-06-2004, 01:27 PM.



                      Paintball Art Work

                      My Feedback

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                      • DJBacon06
                        Aww DIP!
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 733

                        #12
                        Hit me up on the IM: DJBacon06

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                        • dwab3000
                          im not wearing any pants
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 1072

                          #13


                          lmao...


                          thats just wrong

                          i love it
                          HalloWicked
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