Once Upon a Time : By J. Coffey and FooTemps

[CoFFeY[NiTrO]]

Chapter One :
The Day They Did
There once were these GONADS that loved to STRIFE.
Then one day they incountered a squirrel. The squirrel had many stories of his past ecounters. But the GONAD's favorite story was about a kid in a wheel chair. You see, this kid went over a bump and the squirrel was like "Weeee!"

To Be Continued.....

[FooTemps]

Continuing...

When "WEEEEEEEEEEE!" was brought up, the squirrel decided to go "WEEEEEEEEEE!" and asked the gonads to join in. Sadly, the gonads couldn't because they were too little and young... The gonads had to hold onto itself and it's strife until it got older...

To be continued.

[ThePatriot]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe GONADS IN THE LIGHTNING!!!

[FooTemps]

Originally posted by ThePatriot
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe GONADS IN THE LIGHTNING!!!

YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO INTURUPT THE STORY! IT'S COFFEY'S TURN TO TELL THE STORY!!!

[ThePatriot]

LEAVE ME ALONE!!!! HEY PHIL, the others boys wont let me play their story game......they dont think im good enough....

[Tbone]

/me hands ThePatriot a dunce cap and tells him to go sit in the corner


hehe j/k

[ThePatriot]

(foo) BACK IN THE WOODS PATRIOT
(me) NO....IM NOT GOING
(foo) YES YOU ARE, BACK INTO THE WOODS!!! WE DONT WANT UR KIND HERE
(me) no, i refuse to go....NO
(foo)*takes out ugly stick* *continuously beats patriot*
(me) fine ok, i will go *runs back into woods beaten and bleeding never to participate in foo's games again...

[MajorDamage]

CAN I JOIN IN!? I'M FUN! The Fun Has Arrived!!!!

ENDO!

[CoFFeY[NiTrO]]

Chapter 2 :

(Major Damage is now our third writer )

One day when the GONADS turned on their radio the decided to resquest this new hit sign called "Strife" By "Thug Ganta's". They waited and waited and their requested song did not come on. Then they heard this sweet song called "Yatta!". They loved it! They immediatly got on KaZaA and downloaded the music video. It was hilarious. Everyday (from then on) they requested their favorite song at 106.7 KZCD Radio and sang along everyday! They could not get enough of it!

To be Continued....

[MajorDamage]

Yay! HERE WE GO! MAMA MIA!

Then the gonads started having strifeful fights with the evil podpeople gonads known as the "gornads". They fought with murderous rage, and blew things up with cherry bombs(that didn't really taste like cherries). Then they gonads talked to the gornads and were all like "Hey! Gornads! Whats up with you, being so pod like and all!?" and the gornads were all like "WEEEEEEEEEEE! Strife! Yatta!...Gonads!" and they once again fought with murderous rage until the lead gornad known only as "The Keeper of the Cheese" called upon the Lemon Merchant to strike oldschool death on the gonads...<B>OLDSCHOOL!</B> But before he could, the gonads pulled out an MP3 player and started playing Yatta and they all started dancing in leaf covered tighty whiteys and then they...

TO BE CONTINUED...<B>OLDSCHOOL!</B>

ENDO!

[udtseal]

HAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! MajorDamage's story is the BEST!!!!!! No one beats him I'm sorry. OMG!! I was laughing so hard...ohh man my face hurts...

[TheBigRaguPB4L]

i thought i neeeded to get out more.

[MajorDamage]

lol, THANX GUYS! ! So when are you guys gonna finish the story!?!?!

ENDO!

[Thordic]

This brings post whoring to a sickening new level..

I think that webby should just get rid of the post count function.

[CoFFeY[NiTrO]]

Sorry. We did not know we could not express our creative writings from deep with in ourselves.

Major - I'm sorry, I have a writer's block right now