Once Upon a Time : By J. Coffey and FooTemps

[FooTemps]

Desmo and I went back in time before "Past Desmo" and " Past Me/I/FooTemps" got into a fight. We appearred at the bar we got "Past Desmo" and "Past Me/I/FooTemps" drunk beyond belief. Then we dragged dead wilbur the great into the room and used the live Wilbur the Great's powers to bring future Wilbur the Great back to life. We then all crammed into Desmo's spaceship and went back in time when "Past PAST Wilbur the Great" and "Past PAST Me/I/FooTemps" were fighting in the city of SuperGrumbleAntiGravitySnickerPuddingoplois. The gang got those two drunk too so they went even further back in time to save the Gian Semi-aggravated furby. Now "Present FooTemps" and "Present Desmo" were gonna fight so "Future FooTemps" and "Future Desmo" tossed a lot of fosters beer over their heads and k.o. "Present Desmo and FooTemps" which in turn k.o. "Future Desmo and FooTemps". Unfortunately, the space ship carried all the gonads and gornads of each time period back to the present...

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE! WE HAVE 4 FOOTEMPS, 3 DESMO, 3 WILBUR THE GREATS, 1.9 trillion GONADS, 300 GORNADS, AND 1 FURBY!! THE HORROR!!!

[CoFFeY[NiTrO]]

Then Coffey, came out of a tiny room in the back to the ship. He was dazed. All was quit and then he said in a Cheech & Chong like voice..........."Thats one heck of a crapper you got back there! You just need some magazines!" Desmo got very angered. He exclaimed "That was not a "crapper" that was my hyper-sub-sonic-boom-bastic-slash-fastic-retroed-galastic-time travel deportation device!!!!" As he came out farther misty dung smelling smoke-like dust stuff trailed behind him. Then Desmo got some of his hyper-sub-sonic-boom-bastic-slash-fastic-retroed-galastic-time travel deportation device po-po-re and sprayed it down. He was still very angered by how it still made his whole ship smell like a munshikin's rear-end.....

[FooTemps]

The 4 footemps then went to chicago and talked to tom kaye about having an AO MEGA-MEET... They forgot about hosting it because they don't have aim anymore...

[MajorDamage]

Then a giant MajorDamage came along and squashed the four Footemps, and exclamied, with a mighty bellow "OLDSCHOOL! OLDSCHOOL! OLDSCHOOL!" and ate a submarine sandwich...

ENDO!

[FooTemps]

But, the 4, and now little, footemps went and cancelled the AO MEGA-MEET! OH NO! They then went to the BIG, MEAN majordamage and stole his sandwich out of his throat...

[Zumina]

and then, the story ended; thank god.

[MajorDamage]

But it didn't really! It jsu thought that cuz thats what the sandwich told him! This is the story that never ends! It just goes on an on my friends! Desmo said stuff like "NYAAA! Pizza isnt good unless it it properly store!" and then...thats when I got mad...

TO BE CONTINUED...

ENDO!