Samuri Loose in woods.. News story/link.

[LittlePaintballBoy]

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=topNews&storyID=5459807

BERLIN (Reuters) - A camouflage-clad German man wielding a samurai sword attacked at least seven hikers in forests west of Berlin, performing sword tricks before ordering them to leave the woods, police said Friday.

They suspect a 46-year-old local man who trained in martial arts and survival skills in camps in Papua New Guinea and Vietnam to be the attacker.

"He's dangerous and has been hard to find because he wears camouflage," said Catrin Feistauer, spokeswoman for the Nauen police department. Police have used infrared cameras mounted on helicopters to try and track him down.

The man pushed two elderly people off their bikes and, flashing his sword, shouted at them to leave the forest. He later tried to drive a young couple out of the woods. No one was seriously hurt.

"It's frightening because the violence level has increased each time," Feistauer said.

That's one crazy guy.

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

Ninjas are the scourge of the earth

[Python14]

Tie some pirates to a tree for bait....then dig a big pit for him to fall into.

[Jack_Dubious]

I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

[OysterBoy]

hahahahha ulitmate power.com, yes?

[Fred]

its only a matter of time before he starts chopping heads off...

[cris8762]

let the frisbee eating contest begin!!!

[Lohman446]

Only in Germany.. picture it in America - think Indiana Jones

Samurai does a bunch of sword tricks, and continues as he talks "leave my woods or die"

American hiker looks at him, pulls out .454 Cassul loaded for bear and pulls off one round to the chest, sending him several yarsd back and to the dirt

Americans daughter "Nice shot daddy"

[TeamNausea]

lol ^

[Python14]

Only in Germany.. picture it in America - think Indiana Jones

Samurai does a bunch of sword tricks, and continues as he talks "leave my woods or die"

American hiker looks at him, pulls out .454 Cassul loaded for bear and pulls off one round to the chest, sending him several yarsd back and to the dirt

Americans daughter "Nice shot daddy"

Just gotta change one thing....

Ameican says "Nice shot son......yar"

[hAppy]

so does that mean... tom cruise isnt the last samurai?

[Rather]

Oh no, Tom Cruise is the one terrorising those people in the forest! It all makes perfect sense now!!!

[shartley]

[PyRo]

Only in Germany.. picture it in America - think Indiana Jones

Samurai does a bunch of sword tricks, and continues as he talks "leave my woods or die"

American hiker looks at him, pulls out .454 Cassul loaded for bear and pulls off one round to the chest, sending him several yarsd back and to the dirt

Americans daughter "Nice shot daddy"

Then because of some idiots making the laws daddy goes to jail for 5 years.

[PyRo]

I guess German police are lazier then ours. They probably spend the last three days trying to decide who has to walk a few miles through the woods