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  • 1stdeadeye
    Still around????
    • Jun 2002
    • 8501

    #16
    How hard could it be to find a whacko running around a park with a sword?

    Then you take his butt out back and you .

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    • bleachit
      Conturbo et Ledo
      • May 2003
      • 1410

      #17
      "How hard could it be to find a whacko running around a park with a sword? "



      dude, he is wearing camo.
      "Great stories! See everyone, just buy a Sydarm and become a paintball superstar!! "
      AGD

      "i just sent out the full force of the canadian army (4 guys). expect high canadian casualties"
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      • Lohman446
        Useful posts: 7
        • Jun 2003
        • 9315

        #18
        It is Germany, they are right now consulting with the French to find out if a sword is a deadly weapon or not, and how to surrender if it is
        "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. Its not" - Dr Suess

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        • 1stdeadeye
          Still around????
          • Jun 2002
          • 8501

          #19
          Originally posted by Lohman446
          It is Germany, they are right now consulting with the French to find out if a sword is a deadly weapon or not, and how to surrender if it is
          No, the Germans don't surrender, they invade. They are probably trying to find away to get this guy into France and use the hunting him down as a pretext to invade again!!!! France!

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          • xXhAppyAznXx
            Ken, Eagle Scout
            • Mar 2003
            • 2473

            #20
            well the REALLY lazy way to do it is to send cruise missiles from the US


            I do know the AO sig rules, I just want a free sig pic, that's all! :mad:

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            • Lohman446
              Useful posts: 7
              • Jun 2003
              • 9315

              #21
              Originally posted by 1stdeadeye
              No, the Germans don't surrender, they invade. They are probably trying to find away to get this guy into France and use the hunting him down as a pretext to invade again!!!! France!

              So, let me get this straight - Germany has a psycho running around that they can't handle (again). Does this mean we get to invade? I guess the big question becomes do we let them keep the French this time?
              "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. Its not" - Dr Suess

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              • 1stdeadeye
                Still around????
                • Jun 2002
                • 8501

                #22
                Originally posted by Lohman446
                So, let me get this straight - Germany has a psycho running around that they can't handle (again). Does this mean we get to invade? I guess the big question becomes do we let them keep the French this time?


                Loser keeps France!

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                • punkncat
                  One foot less
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 5841

                  #23
                  Yes , but this makes the assumption that Germans are good for anything other than dressing in all black , talking about monkeys and listening to Rammenstien.........

                  Edit- I forgot about dancing funny and producing animal porn......

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                  • Lohman446
                    Useful posts: 7
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 9315

                    #24
                    Originally posted by 1stdeadeye


                    Loser keeps France!

                    We only thought the German surrender after WW2 was non-conditional, actually there was one - they were like. Its ok if we have to pay repirations, if you divide up our country, even if you put our leaders on trial. Please though, don't make us keep France... we are arming the women and children just to avoid this.
                    "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. Its not" - Dr Suess

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                    • Sparq
                      Interloper
                      • Mar 2002
                      • 730

                      #25
                      "I would like nothing more than to walk around
                      wearing a shirt with a giant arrow pointing
                      downwards, but I have this strange feeling
                      that most people would take it as some kind
                      of sexual suggestion rather than an attempt
                      to infer one's final destination."

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                      • Chipper

                        #26
                        ^^I have that t-shirt, I used to wear it PBing. LOL!

                        What they need to do is to blockade the park, then send in some Panzers from the West and SS from the Southwest and Northwest, pushing the ninja into France. Then continue to blow up that hole European penisula thingy, cause face it, who really likes Belguim, Luxembourg, Spain, and Portugal? All their good for is chocolate and making wannabe Mexicans.

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                        • 845
                          Banned
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 1809

                          #27
                          Maybe they should send the indonesian pirates in. Because we all know the only match for a samurai is a pirate or a few pirates.
                          Last edited by 845; 06-19-2004, 10:32 PM.

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                          • Python14
                            Norsk
                            • Jun 2001
                            • 3343

                            #28
                            More like 50 pirates....idiot.


                            Actually, maybe we can make a bargain agreement with him. We(and the Germans) give him diplomatic immunity in exchange for him invading/ taking control of France.

                            Then he can thwart off(aka: slice) people trying to go into France.....like the French.
                            BLOODY MURDER!

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                            • MadChild
                              Team Eleven
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 437

                              #29
                              a single ninja and a few shuriken(ninja stars) will do the job. ninjas are better than the stupid samurai. and what kind of samurai wears camo anyways?? this samurai doesnt know what he is doing....lets all kick his ***
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                              • Python14
                                Norsk
                                • Jun 2001
                                • 3343

                                #30
                                Samurai > Ninjas
                                BLOODY MURDER!

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