Man Jailed for Shooting Off His Testicles

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  • TheTramp
    Registered User
    • Jan 2001
    • 4019

    #16
    I would expect this from the french, doesn't england have a no gun law?

    Yes, that's why he got such a harsh sentence for shooting off his own nuts.
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    • SlartyBartFast
      The Flying Scotsman
      • Jun 2002
      • 2940

      #17
      While he remains on the planet and is therefor ineligible for a Darwin Award, he did do the next best thing.

      His stupidity has effectively removed him from the gene pool.

      Seems to me that that's worth more than an honorable mention. After all, most of the other honorable mentions can still breed.

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      • paintbattler
        Mags > Cockers
        • Nov 2001
        • 2754

        #18
        Sucks to be him.
        Someone took away my cool sig. *cough*mod*cough*

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        • Bolter
          Hardcore casual
          • May 2003
          • 1223

          #19
          ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch!
          Bolter
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          • TeamNausea
            Registered User
            • Feb 2004
            • 1111

            #20
            Now he/r really have to worry about "dropping the soap"..

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            • penguinpunk555
              Wheel Chair Zombie
              • Apr 2003
              • 1489

              #21
              David Walker, 28, was arguing with a friend at a pub in South Yorkshire, northern England, when he went home to get his sawed-off shotgun, which he jammed into his trousers.



              If they were friends why did he get a shotgun? Also,they were arguing about buying another beer. The numbnut already had 1 1/2 gallon of beer. Well,he only wishes he had numbnuts now. Well,nuts all together.
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              • platinumjason
                Colors Baller
                • Jan 2003
                • 620

                #22
                He got what he deserves. Getting drunk and into an argument and then he runs home to get his loaded shot gun? I dont think he had just wanted to show it to him.


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                • Chris42050
                  Splatmaster Tech
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 567

                  #23
                  One less stupid person to Bread.

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                  • Cryer
                    Paintball is over.
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 4105

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Chris42050
                    One less stupid person to Bread.
                    "breed"

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                    • TeamNausea
                      Registered User
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 1111

                      #25
                      Lol

                      Manike-It's still early days. One thing for sure is that the future is going to be interesting, and we intend to be a BIG part of it.

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                      • Warewolf50
                        The evil monkey
                        • Apr 2002
                        • 1444

                        #26
                        Yeah ouch, anyone else thing that if he blew his nuts off that means his legs were right behind them, and a shotgun that close probably a whola loat damage to his leegs also. So along wiht loosing his nuts he also probably screwed up his legs royaly so i think he has been punished enough.

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                        • p8ntball365
                          Registered User
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 1395

                          #27
                          how much you wanna bet he dosent have the balls to do that again

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                          • TeamNausea
                            Registered User
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 1111

                            #28
                            Originally posted by p8ntball365
                            how much you wanna bet he dosent have the balls to do that again
                            perfectly thought out!

                            Manike-It's still early days. One thing for sure is that the future is going to be interesting, and we intend to be a BIG part of it.

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                            • kauai_paintball
                              I am skidd now
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 505

                              #29
                              Well at least he wont stay up too late anymore. (worring about teaching his children how to responsibly handle firearms... get your mind outta the gutter!)
                              If I see one more "What happened to smart parts" thread, I will kill Adam Gardner. You have been warned.

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                              • Jonneh
                                A nice fellow.
                                • May 2001
                                • 990

                                #30
                                Originally posted by SlartyBartFast
                                While he remains on the planet and is therefor ineligible for a Darwin Award, he did do the next best thing.

                                His stupidity has effectively removed him from the gene pool.

                                Seems to me that that's worth more than an honorable mention. After all, most of the other honorable mentions can still breed.
                                I'm relatively sure, since he can now no longer reproduce, classify worthy for a darwin award.

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