Man Jailed for Shooting Off His Testicles

[SlartyBartFast]

worring about teaching his children

Children? What children?

Unless he alread HAD children. He's proven that he's too incompetent to adopt and helpfully prevented himself from ever becoming a parent.

[vf-xx]

I'm relatively sure, since he can now no longer reproduce, classify worthy for a darwin award.

Seconded. I do believe that's how it works.