What's the punishment for streaking?

[personman]

I dunno, I think some kerry supporters might actually ENJOY watching you streak..

[penguinpunk555]

I belive the punishment is castration.

[Will Wood]

Ok more scouting. I'm about 50/50 on doing this.

Here's the thing. The way it's set up, pretty much no matter where I streak, unless its up on the stage where he's speaking, not many people will see me. And I don't think I have the balls to actually go up on stage... even then it's really crowded and I'd have to be pushing my way through people.
But Steven King is here, the State Governer, all sorts of fun people up on Stage. It's kinda temping.
Get a freind to video tape it? Umm there's a bunch of news stations here, I don't thik I'll have any problem on coverage. .. if I do it.

Still got 20 mins left to do it. Come on people.. I'm kinda scared now. build up my courage!


lol! And about 90% of the population at the Rally are holding up "BUSH" signs. No one really like Kerry and Edwards here..

[Will Wood]

Ok. I'm asking girls if they want to do it with me, writting "Bush Rules *Insert arrow pointing down here on belly*"
.. Not a good way to make female freinds. Ouch. LOL.

[tard]

dude, do it.

[BobTheCow]

DO IT!!!!!!!! GOooooooooooooooooo!!!! But before you go, figure out the QUICKEST way to remove clothes... that famous brit always has a tearaway suit that he can just rip off and go. Although that might be difficult in a pinch, try to pick some clothes that are easily removed quick. I don't know, sweatpants and an old t-shirt, or maybe a button-up type shirt that you can literally just tear off. Not that I really care HOW you do it, just...

DO EET!! DO EET NOW!!

[Will Wood]

Meh.. I think im gonna wuss out.

[BobTheCow]

No. You fail at life. No decent human being talks of something like this, and then doesn't do it.

[personman]

Dont be a girly man!

[fire1811]

Set The Boys Freeeeeee

your twig and berries will thank you later

[Will Wood]

well I'm heading back over to the ralley now. Maybe I'll do it.

[slade]

you definately have to do this. to do it well you have to use the vasoline, as previously stated, and have two friends to help you, one to work a video camera to tape everything. the other has to set up a stand with a huge poster saying "FREE DONUTS FOR ALL POLICE OFFICERS ON DUTY!!!" this will ensure that you wont get caught, unless some guy actually wants to jump on a naked guy covered in vasoline... wait, nevermind, you do have a chance of getting caught. i hope there arent any gay guys there. if you send me a copy of the video, i will paypal you $5... and im sure other AOers will pitch in too.

[Bad_Dog]

I'm in for a few bucks

but I want proof

[Will Wood]

CRAP!
Sounds like a convienent excuse, and maybe it is for my delay in time. But the rally was over! It only lasted 20 mins. (started at 5) I got there at 5:30.. Hell they said the place would be blocked off to 8, so I figured I had plenty of time.

I had a bathrobe on for convient escabe into the birthsuit, and a 50 buck pool of money. (The money did me in .. I don't refuse bets with money involved)

[Warewolf50]

Ha i wonder at things like these if they see a person walkin gup in a bathrobe, if the security guys are jsut like crap we have a streaker.