Kai: I'm calling you out!

[ZSigErik]

this is, by far, the best thread out there.

oh and dye guy, what about elisha, the club man!

[PyRo]

I'm suprised PyRo hasnt stopped by to join the Post Whoring

Never

[oldsoldier]

I see kai fixed his communist keyboard... no more pirate!!!

[BrockSampson]

... no more pirate!!!

YES! No more pirate!!!

[Kai]

The pirate is gone... But he is still here, in spirit. .-/

Well Jonneh. Your last blow left me reeling... Shaken... A broken man. After days of wandering the streets, barefoot, trying to regain my sense of manhood... I have returned, stonger than ever.

I name all of my pets after animals that they look like. I have a dog named Bear, and had a bird named Duck.

[Jonneh]

Sometimes when I pee I can hear god congratulating me for a job well done.

[tribalman]

i can eat a mcdonalds cheeseburger in one bite, with out smashing it up beforehand or smashing it into my mouth. see if u can one up me and go for the double cheeseburger.

[Kai]

The other day, I saw something so appauling, my monocle was ejected from its perch.

[Jonneh]

The other day, I saw something so appauling, my monocle was ejected from its perch.

I say! Was it a particularly sassy lad?

I can talk to specific types of aglae.

[Kai]

I can chop down a tree with a paper plate.

[Jonneh]

I can chop down a tree with a paper plate.

lol irony

Potatoboy thinks I'm cool.

[Kai]

I just murdered Potatoboy.

[trevorjk]

I just murdered Potatoboy.

whos going to make my french fries

[dwab3000]

i can top both of you..i can still wear shoes..from 1967....and i can pass rocks through my colon..and believe me i have

oh yeah...and i can stand listening to kenny g...in fact i have a cd of his

[trevorjk]

oh yeah...and i can stand listening to kenny g...in fact i have a cd of his

well we have a winner