Kai: I'm calling you out!

[dwab3000]

hey...good for preparing for a dentist visit

[Brak]

can i go against the winner?

one time i crapped in the glove compartment of a ford focus

[dwab3000]

well one time..i pooed rocks, and it was more of a blast than a poo..so technically i shot rocks out of my bum....

[mirthvader]

19 saltines in my mouth without chewing them. Ouch.

[dwab3000]

one time i shoved my pinky up my nose..til the bottom of it...i had to go to ER and get it removed

[HoppysMag]

iv drunken a large cup of liquid sugar from dunkin donuts ( go ask for some. seriously)

iv been lit on fire in the middle of math class.

i once knock myself down by punching myself in the head... twice.... at 3 am.... in montreal..

i once woke up cold wet and naked in a tent.... with another dude.

[Bulldog]

I once crapped 7 times in one day. I didn't have diarrea (sp) either.

[CoolHand]

I once blew *** so hard, that I thought I had shot an anurism.

It sounded like the jake brake on a semi (like when they downshift going into town ), and was so loud, my room mate came in from the kitchen to see what had exploded (stuff explodes at my house sometimes, so he was more curious than surprised).

Then, it was so henious (the smell that is) that we both had to go out onto the back porch for some relief.

Fart.

[Bulldog]

When I was ten, I had two goldfish. I named them Tom and Tomtom.

[dwab3000]

well i once ate my head phones..just cause they were mocking me

[Brak]

one time i chugged 24oz of aunt jemima's maple syrup. then vomitted. a lot.

[HoppysMag]

one time i chugged 24oz of aunt jemima's maple syrup. then vomitted. a lot.

iv done it without vomiting. and then ate a lump of butter

[Chipper]

I can play Dream On backwards while singing Mary had a Little Lamb.

And I can make cookies . Yummie, cookies.

[pickedlast]

i once hit a kid in carpentry with a hammer... cuz he called me a kracker(i wanted to call him a ******(u know the word).. and i was havin a bad day... wait.. that was today.... ummm lemme think... i once ate 14 reciepts(the long ones from wal-mart) and my tongue was blue for a week.. dark blue.. for another week it was very faded blue.. and they were gross.. anyways.. i wont win.. but im bored.. and avoiding homework.. not like i can hand it in for a week or anything

[dwab3000]

well once i got 3 dollars in change up my nose