Revenge is a dish best served cold..and with a police report

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  • quik
    I eat your unhappiness
    • Jul 2003
    • 1732

    #1

    Revenge is a dish best served cold..and with a police report

    Please read

    My friend Jared and I were skateboarding up town tonight. We had been skateboarding for around 2 hours. Well we go behind the village hall, and take a table. We're skating that for about 15 minutes, when Jared starts to take it back.

    Well, out of nowhere comes the President of the 'commitee'(aka mayor), basically this guy runs everything the city spends money on(and does quite a *POOF* job of it, mind you). Well I've ran into him before and he's given me *POOF*. Well this time, he grabs me and Jared's board, and says that we can get them back on monday if our parents call and we pay a fee of $25.

    Now, this sucked. Alot. But little did we know what a mistake he had just made. Come to find out from a 'friend' and the local police that he has no legal authority whatsoever to touch our thing or take them, nor' charge us $25 at all. The most he can do is call the cops and complain like any other person.

    So 'technically,' he stole our boards.

    AWESOME.

    So we went to the police station, got some forms(and a helpful summary of what exactly he did), and filled out that he took our boards and everything. Well now he will be facing chargest of Larsony(stealing), possibly arrested(there is a warrant for his arrest), and more than likely fined for this.

    So basically, we got the Mayor arrested.

    ~Owned.

    Next time you blatantly curse like this, you will get a temp ban from AO. There is NO need to use poor language skills here....and it's against the rules. Army

    edit: Sorry for the cursing, I copied and pasted this from another forum I post at. If I offended anybody, I am sorry.
    Last edited by quik; 09-26-2004, 04:24 PM.

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  • Gideon1331
    Im back for now...
    • Sep 2003
    • 3255

    #2
    lol

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    • tony3
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      • Feb 2003
      • 3740

      #3
      Haha, thats awesome.

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      • DiSoRdeR
        Pump enthusiast
        • Jul 2003
        • 1767

        #4
        Originally posted by quik
        So basically, we got the Mayor arrested.

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        • WenULiVeUdiE
          Force of Nature Staff
          • Jan 2004
          • 1982

          #5
          You're the new town hero.

          Simply awesome.
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          • Kevmaster
            Owners Group Div: Director
            • Oct 2001
            • 5475

            #6
            um...goodjob?

            its always a good thing to get city officials pissed off at you...right!

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            • Python14
              Norsk
              • Jun 2001
              • 3343

              #7
              If they deserve it, then go for it. I'd have my mayor arrested if he broke the law. But then again, I also voted for him, so I don't think he'd do it.
              BLOODY MURDER!

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              • emagballa560
                Got Emag? I dont...Dm4 :)
                • Aug 2004
                • 1093

                #8
                thats funny

                great post , nice job

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                • dirty_canadian4894
                  Registered User
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 189

                  #9
                  check out my sig
                  originally posted by quik

                  "So basically, we got the Mayor arrested."

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                  • t33kyboy
                    Member #10,261
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 942

                    #10
                    You think your cool now that you have quik in your sig? Think again.

                    quikkk and i win.

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                    • Jack_Dubious
                      ubi dubium ibi libertas
                      • Apr 2002
                      • 922

                      #11
                      hehe stick it to The Man!

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                      • bertmcmahan
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                        • Jan 2002
                        • 1960

                        #12
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                        • Snertz
                          H O O N
                          • Mar 2002
                          • 926

                          #13
                          You sir, are the man of the hour!

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                          • teufelhunden
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                            • Jul 2003
                            • 2691

                            #14
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                            • NGp8ball
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                              • Sep 2003
                              • 203

                              #15
                              , that was a good late night laugh

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