So a seal walks into a club...

[BobTheCow]

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[lord1234]

mango lives!

[DiSoRdeR]

I dont get it

[dre1919]

Makes me think of the special feature on Rob Zombie's "House of a 1,000 Corpses."

"Knock, Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Tiny f'd a stump!"

[dj89]

[MonsterMag]

lol nice

[cphilip]

Jon the Seal wonders why his Automag will not fire. He takes it to an Airsmith and the Airsmith says leave it with me for an hour and I will check it out. So Jon walks over across the street to a grocery store, buys a quart of Vanilla Ice cream, eats it and lays down in the cooler to stay cool. An hour later Jon the Seal goes back to the Airsmith shop. He says "did you figure it out?". The Airsmith says "Yea, looks like you blew a Seal." Jon the Seal says "NO WAY, IT'S ICE CREAM I SWEAR!!!!!

[MonsterMag]

Jon the Seal wonders why his Automag will not fire. He takes it to an Airsmith and the Airsmith says leave it with me for an hour and I will check it out. So Jon walks over across the street to a grocery store, buys a quart of Vanilla Ice cream, eats it and lays down in the cooler to stay cool. An hour later Jon the Seal goes back to the Airsmith shop. He says "did you figure it out?". The Airsmith says "Yea, looks like you blew a Seal." Jon the Seal says "NO WAY, IT'S ICE CREAM I SWEAR!!!!!

good one

[BobTheCow]

Jon the Seal wonders why his Automag will not fire. He takes it to an Airsmith and the Airsmith says leave it with me for an hour and I will check it out. So Jon walks over across the street to a grocery store, buys a quart of Vanilla Ice cream, eats it and lays down in the cooler to stay cool. An hour later Jon the Seal goes back to the Airsmith shop. He says "did you figure it out?". The Airsmith says "Yea, looks like you blew a Seal." Jon the Seal says "NO WAY, IT'S ICE CREAM I SWEAR!!!!!

[Mr.mike]

Why are black people so good at basketball?


Because they practice.



Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin says, "Wow, it sure is hot in here" The second one replies, "AAAAHHHH, talking muffin!!!"

[BobTheCow]

Alright kids, look... in the department of corny jokes, I win:

So there's this guy. He absolutely LOVES pink. He lives in a pink house with pink shudders and a pink door, pink stairs, pink EVERYTHING. So one night after watching his pink TV, he goes up his pink stairs to his pink bathroom, brushes his pink teeth, walks down his pink hall, opens his pink door, goes into his pink room, gets into his pink room, and dreams pink dreams.
After a little while, the doorbell rings and wakes him up. So he gets out of his pink bed, walks down his pink hall, down the pink stairs, and opens the pink door. There's a guy standing there, he said his car just broke down, he's wondering if he can spend the night with the pink guy and call a tow truck in the morning. So the pink guy agress, and lets him in.
They close the pink door, go up the pink stairs, down the pink hall, and come to a red door. The pink-freak explains everything the guy needs is in there, and they say good-night. so the pink-freak closes the red door, walks down the pink hall, opens his pink door, gets into his pink bed, and dreams pink dreams.
A little while later, the doorbell rings again and wakes up the pink-freak. So he gets out of his pink bed, walks down the pink hall, goes down the pink stairs, opens the pink door, and there's another guy standing there, same story as the first guy. So he lets him in, closes the pink door, leads him up the pink stairs, down the pink hall, and comes to a green door. The pink-freak explains that everything he needs is in that room, and they say good-night. The pink-freak walks down the pink hall, goes into his pink room, gets into his pink bed, and dreams pink dreams.
So a little while later, the doorbell wakes up the pink-freak for a THIRD time. He gets out of his pink bed, walks down his pink hall, goes down the pink stairs, opens the pink door, and there's a third guy, same story as the other two. So he lets him in, closes the pink door, leads him up the pink stairs, down the pink hall, and up to a blue door, and says that everything the guy needs is in there. They say good-night, and the pink-freak walked down the pink hall, opened his pink door, got into his pink bed, and dreamed pink dreams.
The next morning rolls around, the pink-freak gets out of his pink bed, puts on his pink slippers, walks down his pink door, and opens up the red, green, and blue doors, and wakes up the guys, lets them know that he'll serve breakfast. So the four of them walk down the pink hall, down the pink stairs, and into the pink kitchen. The pink-freak sits them down in pink chairs at the pink table, and gets out four pink bowls. He gets out a box of cheerios and a box of wheaties. He pours himself a box of cheerios. He asks the next guy, and he picks cheerios. He asks the third guy, and he says cheerios. The pink-freak asks the fourth guy, who wants wheaties. So the pink-freak puts away the cheerios and pours the fourth guy a pink bowl of wheaties.
<i>The moral of the story: 3 out of 4 people prefer cheerios.</i>

The pink guy repost never gets old...

[DiSoRdeR]

lol. But why did two of the guys both go into the blue room? Might want to fix that, figured out it was a type-o when I read green at the very bottom.

[BobTheCow]

All better... thanky.

[Wheelman]

okay a Preist a Rabbi and a horse walk into a bar

Bartender looks up and says "What is this, Some kind of Joke?"

[BobTheCow]

Horse walks into a bar, bartender goes "why the long face?"

2 blondes walked into a bar. You'd think the second one would've seen it!!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?
She was a woman.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller go skydiving?
It scared the crap out of her dog.

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?
It should be open when she hands it to you, silly.

Okay these are getting random and excessively stupid, I'll stop for now...