Things you have run over with a lawnmower

[Echo419]

i once ran over some wire, that inevitably got spooled around the shaft above the blade, now that was a fine mess to get off,

dont forget the 25 baseballs (even the signed ones)

[Cougar]

I've ran over a couple of squirrels, frogs, etc. About 4 months ago I was mowing my lawn. I just got back from vacation, so it was really tall. I was just minding my own buisness, mowing my lawn when all of a sudden...jshruistabefsdngsbgf!!!!!! I managed to run over a pvc water main(sp) cap. WHOOSH!!! The water shot up with so much pressure that it flipped my mower over with me on top of it. It was so scary. One minute I was mowing my lawn, and the next I was on my back, with my lawn mower on it's side, still going, and a huge fountain up water shooting up in the air. Luckly my next door neighbor was in his yard. He ran over, and helped my mower and I up off the ground. I had to call the county water people to come out and cap it. That cost me a pretty penny. After they came out and fixed my problem, my lawn looked like the septic tank broke. It cost me another pretty penny to replace my yard.

[Bad_Dog]

try a spraypaint can... scared the poop outta me!

...and repainted the underside of the deck

[Warrior_Rocker]

agreed ^^ , and again off subject, but who ever this mango feller is , i praise his birth into human society, cuase he is funny as well, anything else ive ever seen, so umm, ok ill shutup now

[i_baked_cookies]

i ran over a golf ball with my tractor mower. shot it like a bullet across the street. i never yeild to giant sticks either... those get a good 50 ft or so launch. when i mow down by the road i run over the plastic pop bottles... they get good distance when they dont blow up and make a ton of noise. my favorite one is when i ran over a good 300 page book. i dont know why it was in my yard, but i coated the street in confetti.

[Will Wood]

Do you people try to run things over?
There never was anything on my lawn to even run over, and if there was such thing as a big stick or rock by chance, I GOT OFF AND MOVED IT.

[Warrior_Rocker]

i hope you arent some important person but, w/e screw that run it over and see how it turns out, that is the only way to my friend

[RiddalinJunkie08]

My next door neighbor practices chipping for golf in his/our side yard. Im out mowing and hit one of the balls he forgot to pick up. Our basement windows are double pained (2 pieces of glass with some space between them) and the golf ball hit the screen which had just enough give to knock out the first sheet of glass.
-Mark

[slade]

this thread makes me sad...

the fact that im listening to "hurt" by Nine Inch Nails probably doesnt help either.

[skife]

lets see here.

Grass
Golf balls
baseballs
tennis balls
Rocks
a stump
misc mcdonalds toys.
some rope (stalled the mower)
Dog poo
A few frogs.
sticks.
papers,
leaves.

[stondroopy]

i ahve 3 dogs so dog poo,lots of dog poo

[TheTramp]

The worse thing I've run over was a hornet's nest. I didn't realize it was there until I came back around for the next strip....OUCH!!!!!!

I ran over a bunch of fire ant nests when I lived in Texas. Of course I saw those first and didn't come back for a while.

[HoppysMag]

oh and once with this old mower we had, my dad ran over a brick and the mower won! that mower was awsome. it would destroy anything under it

[slateman]

Jeez, I worked landscaping for 4 years. What haven't I run over!!!!

Newspapers are always a crowd favorite. Esp when the customer just happens to be walking outside in hius robe with a cup of Joe looking for that morning read.

Dog poo is always a crowd favorite.

And once there was a bag of flower that my boss didn't see. Now that was just funny. He walks out looking like he just ran through . . . well . . .flour

[Eagle]

A snake.