Things you have run over with a lawnmower

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  • splatattack33
    i <3 pumps
    • Jul 2003
    • 442
    #31
    i hit a snapping turtle once.... rofl what was i thinkiing

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      • MicroMiniMe
        Easy Like Sunday Morning
        • May 2003
        • 1213
        #32
        Mowing my gramps' cabin lawn for the first time after opening it for the season. Grass was like 2-3 feet tall. I hit two squirrels with a push mower in the same pass. Both were 95% decapitated and tossed up a few feet in the air. Scared the crap outta me.

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          • dj89
            2003 Chevy 2500HD
            • Mar 2003
            • 4275
            #33
            guess small aminals ain't to smart

            slot of people seam to nail them
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            ANYONE CAUGHT STARTING *poof* IS GONE, PERIOD.
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              • Hasty8
                Registered User
                • Jul 2001
                • 1136
                #34
                I've never actually used a lawnmower before but last winter while using the snowblower I sucked up a newspaper and confetti flew everywhere!

                It was one of those "sunday flier" deals so it was really colorful!
                Return to the free market. Get rid of all government regulations and let society make it's own decisions. Time and again the relaxing of government regulations has increased profits, innovation and the economy.

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                  • dj89
                    2003 Chevy 2500HD
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 4275
                    #35
                    Originally posted by Hasty8
                    I've never actually used a lawnmower before but last winter while using the snowblower I sucked up a newspaper and confetti flew everywhere!

                    It was one of those "sunday flier" deals so it was really colorful!
                    were do you live that you don't use a lawn mower on a boat?
                    "STAY OUT OF SMART PARTS SECTIONS.
                    ANYONE CAUGHT STARTING *poof* IS GONE, PERIOD.
                    THIS IS LAW"-PBN MOD
                    GITRDONE!!!!!
                    Tunamart for all of your mag needs
                    Team Magfiea

                    Long Live Tom Kaye
                    Long Live The Mag

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                      • Hasty8
                        Registered User
                        • Jul 2001
                        • 1136
                        #36
                        Originally posted by dj89
                        were do you live that you don't use a lawn mower on a boat?
                        I hire a really nice old Mexican to take care of my lawn.

                        He do it a hell of a lot better than I would and has a substantially greater concept for landscaping then I could ever hope to achieve.
                        Return to the free market. Get rid of all government regulations and let society make it's own decisions. Time and again the relaxing of government regulations has increased profits, innovation and the economy.

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                          • dyeguy65
                            Excessive Smily User
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 619
                            #37
                            ive run over the usual...

                            poop, which smells REALLY bad...especially fresh ones

                            tanbark, which when not expected, scares the hell out of you

                            and..omgoose...ROCKS! curse rocks...short story here...

                            so we have my dog right? he likes to dig holes in the lawn. well, what do you fill holes with? dirt...thats correct. however, the only spare dirt we have, have rocks in it. at the moment im not thihking of mowing+rocks . so now i have about 5 holes filled with rocky dirt. i mow like 2 days later, run over one hole, sparks fly and the scary thing...they ricochet off the fence and back at ME. matrix moves saved my life . 2nd time i do it, im not so lucky. i was watching for em now...so when i come to one, i kinda turn away from the fence...and PHEEEW-SMACK! rock in the arse cheek at like 300fps lol. lets just say sitting down wasnt an option for the next 3 hours

                            oh, and i forgot to put the bag on one time, and i ran over a brick of styro-foam. very cool.

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                              • grw4w34
                                party boy
                                • Jan 2001
                                • 297
                                #38
                                any citrus fruits are awesome to run over. i wish i could bottle that sent and sell it.

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