No matter how fast you can run...

**Will Wood** · 01-09-2005, 05:20 PM

But this guy has a crapload of legs and is super fast.

**personman** · 01-09-2005, 05:21 PM

unless the dog is fat.

**Mango** · 01-09-2005, 05:22 PM

Oh please! Even the smallest doggy would still out-accelerate that measly bug.

Dog >>>>> *.insects

**Mango** · 01-09-2005, 05:23 PM

Originally posted by personman

unless the dog is fat.

A dog with half its legs is still faster than a human with half his/her legs.

**MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata** · 01-09-2005, 05:29 PM

It is all about the weight to leg ratio.

And how much of the total weight is actually the legs.

It is a very exact science.

**quik** · 01-09-2005, 05:38 PM

The dog might be faster, but he cant outrun my bullets.

**1stdeadeye** · 01-09-2005, 06:09 PM

Bet I can kick a dog farther then he can kick me!

**OysterBoy** · 01-09-2005, 06:10 PM

Originally posted by 1stdeadeye

Bet I can kick a dog farther then he can kick me!

Only on thursdays.

**1stdeadeye** · 01-09-2005, 06:26 PM

Originally posted by OysterBoy

Only on thursdays.

Naw, I can get some distance on one of them! They won't even move me!

**i_baked_cookies** · 01-09-2005, 06:38 PM

i could outrun a llama you dolts

**SAW** · 01-09-2005, 07:33 PM

Yeah, but he'd spit on you from a distance away.

Originally posted by quik

The dog might be faster, but he cant outrun my bullets.

Amen.

**-=Squid=-** · 01-09-2005, 07:48 PM

Originally posted by Mango

Oh please! Even the smallest doggy would still out-accelerate that measly bug.

Dog >>>>> *.insects

It's not an insect, genious.

**Mango** · 01-09-2005, 08:15 PM

Originally posted by -=Squid=-

It's not an insect, genious.

**Kai** · 01-09-2005, 08:17 PM

Originally posted by -=Squid=-

It's not an insect, genious.

*genius.

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