Originally posted by stondroopy
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Worst way ever to kill yourself. Not only are you not gauranteed to kill youself but you risk other peoples lives. Then cause them the emotional damage of knowing they killed another person as well as subject them to lawsuits from family or the suicidle person should they live. Yes, you can jump infront of a car and sue.
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forget the two million to just think about it.
i have a plan thats 100 times better, and only costs my .2 cents..
a suicide booth.
if it finds your mentally stable, it slaps you until you stop wanting to kill yourself
if it finds your not, it just uses a spring loaded floor to shoot you into the nearest help center
theres a few flaws to my plan, but hey, it only costs .2 cents...
all aboard the train, next stop hell. anyone wanna come along?

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